murdock

to masterbate in public.

Pee Wee Herman murdocked at the movies and got arrested.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

murdock

To soil your pants or shart while pulling yourself into a large truck or SUV.

I was pulling myself into the rig and completely Murdocked myself. shart

by squatchyman November 09, 2012

murdock

To destroy the atmosphere of a party with idiotic acts caused by either drugs or alcohol.

The drunk fool murdocked up the situation when he begin to ramble on about matters that he knew little about.

by Elduderreno July 16, 2008

murdocked

To be mislead by or receive the ill effects of a co-worker or peers stupidity or incompetence.

Holly had told her co-worker that she had prepared her customers order before she left for the day and it was ready for pickup. When the customer arrived after she left and the order was not complete he realized that he had been murdocked.

by Pasadina Montgomery March 24, 2009

Murdocking

The act of masturbating in public secretly

-looking across the table- "Hunter, where you murdocking? "

by Tadius March 12, 2012

Murdocking

When a professor is holding your grades hostage.

Sally took her exam in anatomy and physiology last Tuesday. Today is Tuesday of the following week and her grades are still not posted. Her professor is murdocking her with her grades; poor Sally.

by Gradepolice February 13, 2018

Murdocked

Inspired by the Murdoch saga, a condition in which one finds oneself to be in dire straits -- can be one's own doing or brought about by external elements

The frequent cases of corporate espionage left the company owners Murdocked

by cyclopsee July 20, 2011