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murder rate 

In creative freelance work, a rate which is usually offered by someone who does not respect or know what goes into all that you do. It will either murder you physically trying to meet a good standard at that price, or murder your reputation by forcing you to turn in what the actual value of the money offered would be.
Spend years studying your craft, putting up with countless jackasses like you early in your career, and spend sleepless nights achieving a quality you can be proud of- AND THEN come back at me with those murder rates you disrespectful fuck.
murder rate by Lucky29 September 6, 2016
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San Jose murder rate 

Turf Talk - "The San Jose murder rate speaks for itself."

murderlated 

to destroy something to a point where it cannot be fixed
I murderlated my Xbox controller by accident.
murderlated by Doctor Hatchet June 19, 2007
To brutally slaughter an opponent - generally used in reference to video game violence.
Murderate by Fyr3fly January 5, 2017

Murderlate 

A word derived from the combination of "murder" and "mutilate". when you are so angry or pissed you do or say both at the same time. when you are so pissed you feel like you want to mutilate and kill.
im going to murderlate you!!! >:(
Murderlate by Rogue Marie July 5, 2010

murderrape 

The process by which someone simultaneously rapes and murders someone, although not necessarily in that order. The murder can be caused by the raping, or the raping can be caused by the murder. In addition, this phenomenon is not limited to well-endowed men. A woman, equipped with the proper apparatus (eg dildos, tool handles, cornish game hens, an Ayn Rand novel) is equally possible of committing murderrape on people of either sex.
I am going to murderrape Stephanie Meyer for the literary holocaust that is Twilight.
murderrape by Sublime Surprise February 17, 2010

Murderated 

1. When a bomb of acid explodes in your face disintegrating your entire being into a puddle of indistinguishable mush.

2. How to deal with those who sing the Titanic song like a strangled cat 7:30am.
Remember that natural 20 I rolled when I threw a bomb at the Goblin Shamaness? Murderated.
Murderated by Romanchukenator September 13, 2011