muppet’d
The action of taking ones hand and shoving it up someone’s butt just like you would a muppet. In order to properly muppet someone it has to be from your finger tips to about your elbow bend.
Doctor: okay we’re just gonna be checking your prostate
Patient: okay
Doctor: so just relax and it’ll be over soon
Patient: okay-
Doctor: VIBE CHECK!
patient: I’m sorry what?
Doctor: V I B E C H E C K!!
patient: wha-
*Doctor then proceeds to shove his entire hand and forearm into the patient as you would a muppet*
Person 1: yeah man and the doctor just fucking muppet’d me..it was horrible
Person 2: like his whole arm?
Person 1: yeah..he had to carry me back to the waiting room
Person 2: oof
Patient: okay
Doctor: so just relax and it’ll be over soon
Patient: okay-
Doctor: VIBE CHECK!
patient: I’m sorry what?
Doctor: V I B E C H E C K!!
patient: wha-
*Doctor then proceeds to shove his entire hand and forearm into the patient as you would a muppet*
Person 1: yeah man and the doctor just fucking muppet’d me..it was horrible
Person 2: like his whole arm?
Person 1: yeah..he had to carry me back to the waiting room
Person 2: oof
muppet’d by wallmartcartz November 5, 2019
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