muppet’d

The action of taking ones hand and shoving it up someone’s butt just like you would a muppet. In order to properly muppet someone it has to be from your finger tips to about your elbow bend.

Doctor: okay we’re just gonna be checking your prostate
Patient: okay
Doctor: so just relax and it’ll be over soon
Patient: okay-
Doctor: VIBE CHECK!
patient: I’m sorry what?
Doctor: V I B E C H E C K!!
patient: wha-

*Doctor then proceeds to shove his entire hand and forearm into the patient as you would a muppet*

Person 1: yeah man and the doctor just fucking muppet’d me..it was horrible

Person 2: like his whole arm?

Person 1: yeah..he had to carry me back to the waiting room

Person 2: oof

by wallmartcartz November 5, 2019

muppet douche

A douche bag that keeps flappin' his jaw about nothing.

Fuck, that muppet douche Paul keeps opening his mouth.

Why is that muppet douche still talking?

by .anonymous93846 June 30, 2008

muppet diver

a lesbian who "goes down" her sex partner, and licks the clitoris

MawMaw's definition of a muff diver

That muppet diver munches that raunchy love rug all through the night.

by jared jones November 22, 2007

Muppet donkey banana

The worst category of poker player in existence. Usually congregate around the rockdale area of Sydney.

You raised with 7-2?? You muppet donkey banana!

by PokerJon July 18, 2021

muppet dick

A flaccid uncircumcised penis.

His dick looks like a muppet dick - like Gonzo’s nose from the muppets.

by Bdl1220 June 17, 2024

Muppet Fire Drill

A fruitless task, caused by confusion and miscommunication. A more modern version of the term 'Chinese Fire Drill'. Imagine a team of muppets trying to put out a fire. They form a bucket chain, but the due to miscommunication, the bucket of water never reaches the fire and is instead passed round in a huge circle while the fire rages on.

This project is pointless, no one seems to know what they're meant to do. It's a reall Muppet Fire Drill.

by KittenJuggler June 10, 2022

Doom Muppet

A person who never brings any joy.

Someone who can never see the good side of anything - while at the same time contributing nothing of use or having any talent.

The studio manager should lighten up - she's a right doom muppet.

by DJ Jaybee August 26, 2004