munce 

Used to describe a person carrying out an act of stupidity

*Person spills drink* "Ah, you are a munce..."

munce by PissPhat April 3, 2006

dhurrie muncher 

Australian slang for someone who has no money to buy Cigarettes,and then proceeds to smoke all yours.

"Dhurrie muncher"........"Smoking all my smokes,buy your own."

Your Munchin all my Dhurries you cunt......Give me back me lighter.

dhurrie muncher by GS71 April 6, 2015

Munch the trunch 

Trunch is British slang for prick it derives from truncheon (well what do yu think it looks like when it’s angry) and munch the trunch is what a bird does when she goes down on you to give you a blowjob. Incidentally it’s not all good news, Madonna has threatened to perform this act on anyone who votes for Hilary Clinton; I think I’d sooner have good news.

I’m emigrating! Madonna’s threatened to go down on me and munch the trunch!

Munch the trunch by AKACroatalin October 24, 2016

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights 

British way of saying chips

American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights by CringeYukiTM January 21, 2021

munch rat 

slang for bull dyke or masculine lesbian.

Did you see that thing working in the warehouse? What a munch rat!

munch rat by BiPolar Excess January 1, 2012

covid muncher

Low lifes who want covid. These idiots enjoy covid parties and hang out with people who've tested positive for covid.

Joe enjoys partying with crowds who have fevers coughs, and diarrhea. He is definitely a covid muncher!

covid muncher by Rakkey July 13, 2020

Cunt Munchie 

When a womans shorts or other clothing gets ate up by her v'ja which is caused by cunt munching usually ending with a cunt wedgy.

Girl what are you doing grabbing at your private area? I got cunt munchie going on.

When the instructor put the safety harness around me it gave me a major cunt munchie

Cunt Munchie by ashane June 14, 2016