mummin 

Someone who is teacake by nature. Hard on the outside, soft and fluffy on the inner.

1. Wow, Mummin is such a humble teacake

2. I’d take that teacake Home to momma

mummin by Lemon drizzle February 5, 2020

mummified person 

Mummified person is the new politically correct way way to refer to a mummy. At a certain point, political correctness has gone too far.

How to use “mummified person” in a sentence. In contemporary writing style use “mummified person” instead of “mummy”.

A mummified person estimated to be 4,300-year-old was found at the bottom of a 15-meter shaft in a recently uncovered group of fifth and sixth dynasty tombs near the Step Pyramid at Saqqara. It’s the oldest and most complete mummy ever found in Egypt.

mummified person by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 20, 2023

mommin 

MOMMIN/mom-in/ (v); a person who nurtures, sacrifices, and grinds for those they love while looking fly.

Mommin aint easy but look good while doing it.

mommin by TK Tips September 15, 2021

Mumina 

The most kindest, smartest, funniest, and prettiest person you will meet is a Mumina. She will do anything for anyone she loves. She may look super nice on the outside, but she can be super aggressive. Her preaches are everything, so whenever a Mumina gives you advice, she's most likely in the right.

Another Person: Omg Mumina is so nice!

Me: You would not say that if you were me.

Mumina by 💗Kareem 💗 October 8, 2018

Cheese Mummies

When jerking off or having sex, you shoot the load in your mouth by accident or on purpose.

Dan: I hate when I bust a nut and almost giving myself a case of the Cheese Mummies.

Arin: Yo bro, I Cheese Mummy myself daily.

Cheese Mummies by Plurmp "Dankenstein" McFlurten November 24, 2017

Mommin’ ain’t easy 

Something to say when describing something difficult or hard

John: Dang that test was so hard

Hayden: Well you know what they say, mommin’ ain’t easy!

Mommin’ ain’t easy by Garry fisuremen December 14, 2018

Autoerotic Mummification

Autoerotic Mummification is from the Showtime T.V. show, Dexter (Season 5). A great fucking show, by the way. It's when someone wraps themselves in plastic as if they were a mummy and chokes themselves while masturbating.

"Autoerotic mummification is getting very popular amongst middle-aged men."

"Autoerotic mummification, while great fun can also be very dangerous. It's the leading cause of death for men 15-55 in Japan."

Autoerotic Mummification by Leonard L. Church. September 26, 2012