mummingy

Very cute and petite mother who makes good spaghetti di soia. Usually is very cool.

Woah ur mom is really cool
Yeah she's a total mummingy

by amogus123fortnite February 25, 2023

Cum mumming

When you accidentally fuck your mum and then cum in a bucket and feed it to your 2 year old sister/niece and then walk her to school then punch a teacher in the face while singing “Miss my wigga” to a hench black guy then suck his dick (say no homo after) then end the day watching game of thrones re-enacting sex scenes with your dead nan.

son: mummy
Mum: yes Adolf
Son: what can I do for my birthday
Mum: invade Poland ?
Son : nah can we go cum mumming
Mum: ur mum gay lol

by Phil mygootch May 7, 2018

mumming

the art of having sex with a mother. This doesnt necessarily have to be there own, but anybody that they are aware of being a mother. mummed bummed bumming

oh dont worry about jim, hes just gone for a spot of mumming.

by Kris Ryan March 20, 2008

mumming

mumming is when you hum and mime a song in your head.

oh wow. i was just mumming that to myself! how weird!

by hariboliciasardolls July 5, 2010

Mumming

Verb -To coddle or be overprotective of your usually adolescent child causing annoyance and irritation

‘ stop mumming ‘ ( after being asked several times if they need a lift , are warm enough or are they hungry by their mother ( or care giver )

by Pjbones June 1, 2019

Mumming

When you and your boy are out of dope, out of money, can’t find any dope, and fiending to get high. So y’all drive to the cemetery and dig up a freshly buried chick and put her body by the tombstone. Then you spread her legs and put your mouth by her vagina with your mouth open and your boy gets on top of the tombstone, jumps off and lands on the girls stomach pushing all the embalming fluid into your mouth getting you high as fuck!!!!!

Bro, since we can’t find dope, fuck it let’s go mumming

by FuckedNThaHead May 30, 2024