mumism 

To justify anything using the moral shield of being a mother.

or
Abusing the role of being a mother as a defence mechanism.

Mother using mumism: "I am so proud of my child being the top of his class.

Another capable parent: "isn't your child home schooled?"
Mother using mumism: "and he's starting his piano lessons soon, my little Einstein"

"I can't believe you let your child eat McDonald's, didn't you know it gives your children Autism. I would never do that to my child"

mumism by fknKronin June 27, 2017

Selective mutism 

A "rare" anxiety disorder that typically starts in childhood. It's main trait is being mute in public. But this trait can extend to nonverbal communication as well. Basically social anxiety on drugs.

Child: *has selective mutism*
Parents: Our kid is rude for not talking in public so instead of taking them to therapy let's leave them like this and continue to be upset at them because it must be a choice cause children LOVE not having friends! Lol!

Selective mutism by VioletThePurple April 14, 2021

selective mutism 

me..

a mental disorder where speaking is hard or physicaly impossible in some situations, places, with certain people..ect..

I CAN'T really FRICKIN' SPEAK DUDEEE

i have 5 diagnosed GOSH DARN mental disorders that include selective mutism, i can speak but most of the time I can't.

selective mutism by lYDia THe steGoSAurUS May 13, 2020

selective mutism 

Selective mutism is a social anxiety disorder in which a person who is normally capable of speech is unable to speak in given situations.

Paul Jefferson and his nephew Bruce Jones both have selective mutism.

selective mutism by Caitlin13579 March 20, 2008

workplace mutism 

When highly creative, intelligent people are entirely mute during staff meetings in a toxic and retaliatory workplace.

Workplace mutism is a great solution to staying off the boss’s radar if you’re fine being gutless and nutless.

workplace mutism by Dr Bunnygirl April 9, 2019

Mugism 

The act of praising the Drink known as Mug Root Beer.

I follow Mugism.

Mugism by NepgearAfficionado April 24, 2022

momism 

Things that your mom tells you that can be considered wise, but most of the time you just do whatever you feel like and the one time she's right, you will never hear the end of it.

Momisms include:
- Jack, please put on your sweater, it's cold out.
- Do you think money grows on trees?
- Always wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident.

momism by _Gerhard_ May 8, 2007