Mimism

Mimism is a religion practiced mainly in Kanto and on online forums(mainly reddit and 4chan). These groups worship the Pokémon Mr. Mime almost as a god. There is a story in their sacred text that states, “ Mr. Mime was a young Pokémon when his first act of greatness was caught. He heard a man scream in a very high pitched tone and he instantly ran to the source of the sound to find a man on fire. With his amazing miming skills he mimed a firehose and quickly put the fire out. There were other occurrences of strange acts, some say they have seen him flying, or fighting off a Hypno that was in the act of child-napping a bunch of crusty iPad kids. “ The followers of mimism can typically be seen with either clown makeup or a very strange aura around them.. Nobody is quite sure why, more research is needed to prove why. Once every year under a blue moon these followers will be seen gathering at Stonehenge presumably to pray or please their god. Blood has been found on scene the following day. The dietary restriction for this group is anything healthy, their main source of food is any sort of junk food(mainly poorly made ramen and McDonalds).

Person1: hey have you heard about what happened at Stonehenge?
Person 2: yeah... I think it was that weird mimism cult..

by ItzCalora November 15, 2022

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