momism

Things that your mom tells you that can be considered wise, but most of the time you just do whatever you feel like and the one time she's right, you will never hear the end of it.

Momisms include:
- Jack, please put on your sweater, it's cold out.
- Do you think money grows on trees?
- Always wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident.

by _Gerhard_ May 8, 2007

Momism

mom-iszem), noun,
A parade of questions that mothers ask their offspring when they arrive home from school.

Examples of common momisms:

1. How was school?

2. What did you learn?

3. Are you hungry?

4. What did you eat?

5. Why aren't you hungry?

6. Are you okay?

7. Are you sure you aren't hungry?

etc..

"My mom's momism's have been getting more and more annoying."

by ALDS1001EXAMPLE June 13, 2014

Momism

Those little tidbits of knowledge that Mom passes on to her kids, usually based on experience

I now pass the same momisms that my mom told me to my kids

by Rowan 64 December 1, 2020

Momism

The pornographic worship of one’s mother. Focuses on pornographic content that includes reference to direct sexual interaction between mom and son or cuckolding of a cuckson.

John practices momism. He loves making and viewing mom porn captions.

by PowderedGum January 29, 2025

Momister

A sister who is your mom, vice-versa for a mom who is your sister.
Originates from my very own momister fiichen uwu

fiichen from roblox is my momister

by i love fiichen sm sms ms smsms December 13, 2019

modism

a religion that belives in modi

modism is the best religion

by modi brhamaam February 10, 2020

Momoism

The Belief that momo will save the world from the Zombie Apocalypse. Momo is worshiped and traditional sacrifice is welcomed.

Boy: Hey, how do you think the world is gonna end in 2012?
Girl: Zombies. But i'm not worried, i believe in Momoism.

by Momopeachgod March 6, 2010