Memeism is an internet-based religion. It is the worship of dank memes. A form of worship is spreading well-known dank memes around the internet along with spreading homemade memes with hope of it blossoming into a dank meme. If one controls the memes, one controls the world.

"I saw Jerry dealing dank memes yesterday, I think he is practicing memeism.

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Memeism is the religion of memes and the gods are
That Boi: Ruler of the internet and main god.
How To Basic: The god of eggs.
Jake Paul: The god of war (also wants the rule of Youtube).
Logan Paul: The rightful follower of Jake Paul.
Idubzzz: The god of wisdom.
Ugandan Knuckles: The messenger of the gods.
TabascoSweet:The god of TGI Fridays.
Carl Azuz: The god of puns.
Vegetals: The god of food.
Cats: God and ruler of Youtube.
Troll Face: The God of trolling.
Michael Scott: God of saying no.
Tronald Dump: God of building walls.
Chillary Clinton: God of chillin’.
Scarce: God of saying hiding behind all trees.
VSauce: God of being a meme for a long time.
Yoshimaniac: God of ytps
Comment Awards: God of laughter and stealer of memes.
Slime: The dead trend risen.
Tide Pod: Suicide in laundry detergent.

Spaghet: The best of pastas.
It is Wednesday My Dudes: The God of Wednesday.
Christian Server: God of no swearing.
Michael Rosen: God of clicking and saying nice.
One does not simply: God of not doing something simply.
Grumpy Cat: God of grump.
Doge: God of wowwing.
Dabbing: God of the people.
Is That a Man Riding a Shrimp: God of people riding shrimps.
Shrek: God of his swamp and saying donkeh’.
Nyan Cat: God of rainbows.

Underworld Gods
Bottle Flip: The dead challenge.
Harambe: Ruler of the Underworld and dead memes.
Ice Bucket: The dead charity run.
Whip-Nae-Nae: The most dead of trends.
What Are Those: The dead Roast.

I follow the religion of memeism

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mumism

To justify anything using the moral shield of being a mother.

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Abusing the role of being a mother as a defence mechanism.

Mother using mumism: "I am so proud of my child being the top of his class.

Another capable parent: "isn't your child home schooled?"
Mother using mumism: "and he's starting his piano lessons soon, my little Einstein"

"I can't believe you let your child eat McDonald's, didn't you know it gives your children Autism. I would never do that to my child"

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Memeism is an internet-based religion originated from the birth of the 3 Wise Gods from Regent International School- the graveyard of Deepapa. Sumail is the head and creator of all memes; GLIM (Guai Lo is Me) is the second and the god of cringe; the last god Voodoo Tee aka T-Cup is the god of any form of retardation. These 3 Gods are all-powerful, all-dope, and very mature

Memeists believe that memes are the life force and the spiritual needs of the soul. Daily dosage of memes lead to a closer relationship to Sumail. Being in the cringe factor provides a more closer relationship to GLIM. Those who do not believe in Memeism will therefore rot in Hell and suffer with mental retardation and autism and any other mental or physical illness for eternity( So basically that leads Voodoo Tee to be the God of Hell ). However the Chosen Ones of Meme will be resurrected from the grave and will go to Meaven (Meme Heaven) and enjoy a eternal lifetime of unlimited memes and playgirls

How to be a Memeist A$AP:
1) Read the Mible- any source of memes, phone, tablet computer
2) Remember meme verses- Sad Pepe, Roll Safe, etc.
3) Worship the Wise Gods- by screaming Allahu Akbar in a public area and get fucking arrested
4)Live your life based on these memes
~Memeism has many denominations, the Wise Gods only recognise 3. Sayur-sayuran, Old Time Asznee, and New New New New New Zealand

1)‘Are you a Memeist?’ ‘Of course I am’
2)Memeism is the best!

Synonyms of Memeism: dope slave, Mansa Musan, Chrustlim, Gogobob, Gigibob, Bob Chai, Jya Jun

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Memeism

A rare disease where you can not stop being an epic dank memer.

He has memeism!
So much power!

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

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