mumbleitis 

Catching a case of the mumbles due to others mumbling. Mostly associated with phone conversations.

The act of mumbling due to another parties unclear wording.

Dont go catching mumbleitis because I cant understand what youre telling me.

mumbleitis by Pebbles Mcgee November 19, 2010

mumblitis 

the condition where one exaggerates any and all minor illnesses. Also exaggerates any physical blemish such as bug bites, rashes, scrapes, cuts etc.

mendelson- Call the ambulance i am paralyzed.
me- relax mendelson your foot fell asleep.

I.E - Mumblitis

mumblitis by justin mendelson October 17, 2008

Mumbaitis

A life-debilitating infection originating from India. Symptoms of mumbaitis include, but are not limited to: experiencing laziness, lack of motivation, a foul sour smell and extreme amnesia.

Guy: Woah, what's that smell?
Guy 2: Wow, that Bhapu} mumbaitis always ruins everything.

Mumbaitis by Kushboys October 9, 2016