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mumbis by cecejoneslockersmith April 1, 2011
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Mumblish
The official language of one who speaks in a mumbled tone, usually someone too lazy to speak clearly or loudly enough for others to understand. Conversing with someone who speaks Mumblish usually leads to anger, frustration and blinding-rage.
Mumbler: "I asdfoindk to mlkasmdfo."
Non-Mumbler #1: "What the fuck did he say? I can't understand him!"
Non-Mumbler #2: "Fucking ignore him, he's speaking Mumblish again!"
Non-Mumbler #1: "What the fuck did he say? I can't understand him!"
Non-Mumbler #2: "Fucking ignore him, he's speaking Mumblish again!"
Mumblish by KristywithaK January 1, 2009
Mambis
The mambis is a male being whom (when blessed with the God given physical capability) accidentally bites its own penis off. This usually leads to the death of the mambis because the mambis tries to put the severed penis back on, instead of seeking medical help.
the female mambis is difficult to pinpoint. they are classified as a mambis because their most recent past life was cut short do to a solo wang biting accident.
the female mambis is difficult to pinpoint. they are classified as a mambis because their most recent past life was cut short do to a solo wang biting accident.
Charlie: Quit yer bitchin, ya mambis
Mambis: Oh God! Does anyone know how to reattach a severed penis?!
Mambis: Oh God! Does anyone know how to reattach a severed penis?!
Mambis by Daltonlovesmusic March 1, 2009
Mumbus
Mumbus by yolkmaster May 30, 2018
mumbivalent
mumbivalent by farmboy904 May 7, 2013
mumism
To justify anything using the moral shield of being a mother.
or
Abusing the role of being a mother as a defence mechanism.
or
Abusing the role of being a mother as a defence mechanism.
Mother using mumism: "I am so proud of my child being the top of his class.
Another capable parent: "isn't your child home schooled?"
Mother using mumism: "and he's starting his piano lessons soon, my little Einstein"
"I can't believe you let your child eat McDonald's, didn't you know it gives your children Autism. I would never do that to my child"
Another capable parent: "isn't your child home schooled?"
Mother using mumism: "and he's starting his piano lessons soon, my little Einstein"
"I can't believe you let your child eat McDonald's, didn't you know it gives your children Autism. I would never do that to my child"
mumbi
A mumbi is an amazing woman, very kind and very loving, if you have a mumbi then you had better not let go because she will light up your day
Dude last night I was with Mumbi
mumbi by Dopenessno1 February 7, 2017
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