Mumbus

A nickname for someone when they make a bad mistake

"bob you mumbus you spilled the orange juice"

by yolkmaster May 30, 2018

Muzbush

Realting to the vaginal pubic hair on one's mother.

What did you do last night?
Phil, i did your muzbush.

by legit_69 February 18, 2010

Mumbulance

(noun) (US: Mombulance) The name given to the vehicle (and driver) that comes to rescue you from a drunken emergency, anytime after 3am. The mumbulance is usually only called as a last resort. The mumbulance is always driven by the victim's mother.

The mumbulance is a service provided by the Mum brigade.

A: "How the fuck did you get home last night? You were wasted! Did you get a cab?"

B: "No, I lost my wallet and threw up. I had to call the mumbulance. She wasnt happy."

A: "Standard."

by Rainer Schubert January 27, 2009

Mubus

William Adams

Stop being a mubus

by Not_a_bumassnigga August 31, 2021

mumpus

Fried cock or hot penis juice

“Hey John! That mumpus was delicious”.

“Did you get that surgery yet, Adam?”

“No bro, my mumpus is falling off”.

by Mumpussauce March 29, 2021

mumbum

someones mum who is a legend.

"mumbums here"
"YAAAAAAY!"

by chloemayy June 8, 2009

rhombus your mombus

A phrase commonly pulled out by the dumbest person in a 5th/6th grade math class. When the teacher asks how to find the area of a rhombus, this kid normally turns to the quietest, least-expecting kid in class, causing outrageous reaction

Mr Sanders: The height is six inches, and the length is 14 inches; find the area of this rhombus.

Joe: I'll rhombus your mombus

Derek: You already had my dad

by Alan Aldridge December 14, 2007