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muguguestbook 

A website commonly known as "muguguestbook.com" is a place where you can sign up any email and receive spam from scammers. Muguguestbook is known as a religion in some parts of Southern Africa (Particularly among high schools). The "god" worshiped in this religion is named "Ham Ham". This "god" is known to have programmed the entire universe (According to the religion) using a programming language that was popular during the 2000 - 2003 period, Delphi. It is also suggested by the religion that muguguestbook is programmed by the religion's god and was a form of their god trying to talk with Earth, a quote: "He hath brought to us the all source of knowledge, muguguestbook! Yet another gift from the man who hath breathed the gift of life upon us. From here on and henceforth we shall worship his gift with the love that he has shared with us."
An analysis of this statement shows that the "god" is likely to be male as the "god" is named "...the man..." and "...that he...". Further evidence suggests that the god is male due to the fact that the religion is found considerably higher among male schools.
This tear bringing poem shown clearly shows how it is a religion in parts of Southern Africa and yet again shows the immense factual knowledge and IQ of the community.
"There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."
"Help, I accidentally started a cult at my school, muguguestbook."
"I heard muguguestbook was programmed using Delphi by the god, ham ham."
muguguestbook by Delphimaster69 October 23, 2019

mulumulwas 

Kijana fupi amenona round
Kijana fupi amenona round, mulumulwas
mulumulwas by beeeam June 19, 2019

Mulgur Bulgur

Mulgur Bulgur is a person who likes to make the naughty with Ullis. (Henrik's mom)
Oh shit did you see Mulgur Bulgur?

- No
He f-ed the shit out of Ullis.
Mulgur Bulgur by G3mer0bo May 13, 2022
muluga is a cool guy he has a huge dick, and is a god amongst men.
mads: Muluga you are a god amongst men

Muluga: ik
muluga by Muluga January 5, 2023

mullgucci 

A hairstyle that is the perfect combination of business in the front and curly, shoulder length Italian party in the back. Only the classiest Italian gentlemen can rock this mullet.
Man, Don Gucci's mullgucci is more glorious than any mullet found in 1985 Bon Jovi.
mullgucci by Mingus Fingers August 22, 2011
A complete dumbass. Someone who can't get the basic concept of human knowledge.
You're such a Murugu. That was so Murugu.
Murugu by Iwaku August 23, 2007