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multitoker

🔥Someone who performs multiple TOKES at the same time.
🔥A stoner who deals with more than one TOKE at the same time and other activities.

Plural MULTITOKING
Ernesto sparked up 2 bowls at the same time.. he’s being a MULTITOKER
by ClassicRonnie May 10, 2019
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multitasker

A person who deals with more than one task at the same time.
John is reading a book as well as cooking food for his son and cleaning the refrigerator. he is a multitasker.
by shraddha_queen October 21, 2015
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multitasker

Someone who can listen to his iPod, read the newspaper, and even answer the phone while sitting on the toilet.
Bitchy wife: Demetri! Get down here right now and help me with these dishes!
Multitasker husband: Sorry Maud, I can't right now-- I'm multitasking
by ElvisJumpsNine March 18, 2010
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multiloser

Rush Limbughs status after his 3 failed marriages and 3 time substance abuse clinic stints. They say he also can fit 3 fingers into his own bunghole while smoking a cigar!
Sean: Hey dude,whats up with you going to detox again and your latest wife leaving you for good thistime you MultiLoser?
Rush: Well (pounding hand on desk)it's those liberal media likes that drove me back to the pills and bottle but my wife caught me with an inflatable doll again! "YOU PEOPLE!"
by CosmicRider December 15, 2008
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multitasker

a person who completes a multitude of tasks, or does many jobs; a factotum
My wife was the quintessential multitasker; she worked at the local sperm bank as a taste tester, worked street corners at night to supplement the family income, and polished my pork sword every night without protest!
by weave July 11, 2003
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multitaskerbate

To administer self-love while shitting. When you are too busy to properly romance yourself, you are forced to multitask.
Janny is so busy now that he has a job that he's forced to multitaskerbate.

I just heard Bryan in the bathroom feeding the geese. It wasn't until I heard him fart that I knew he was multitaskerbating.
by BoneHammer February 23, 2014
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MultiTaskerBator

a human who scratches their ass
& rubs their genitalia
at the same time
& in public.

coined by
Donna M.
20 sept. 2007.
"Dude,
that Dude
over there,
waiting for the bus."

"He's a multitaskerbator."
by S. FiTZ October 7, 2007
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