multitoker

🔥Someone who performs multiple TOKES at the same time.
🔥A stoner who deals with more than one TOKE at the same time and other activities.

Plural MULTITOKING

Ernesto sparked up 2 bowls at the same time.. he’s being a MULTITOKER

multitoker by ClassicRonnie May 10, 2019

multitasker

A person who deals with more than one task at the same time.

John is reading a book as well as cooking food for his son and cleaning the refrigerator. he is a multitasker.

multitasker by shraddha_queen October 21, 2015

multitasker

Someone who can listen to his iPod, read the newspaper, and even answer the phone while sitting on the toilet.

Bitchy wife: Demetri! Get down here right now and help me with these dishes!
Multitasker husband: Sorry Maud, I can't right now-- I'm multitasking

multitasker by ElvisJumpsNine March 18, 2010

multiloser 

Rush Limbughs status after his 3 failed marriages and 3 time substance abuse clinic stints. They say he also can fit 3 fingers into his own bunghole while smoking a cigar!

Sean: Hey dude,whats up with you going to detox again and your latest wife leaving you for good thistime you MultiLoser?
Rush: Well (pounding hand on desk)it's those liberal media likes that drove me back to the pills and bottle but my wife caught me with an inflatable doll again! "YOU PEOPLE!"

multiloser by CosmicRider December 15, 2008

multitasker

a person who completes a multitude of tasks, or does many jobs; a factotum

My wife was the quintessential multitasker; she worked at the local sperm bank as a taste tester, worked street corners at night to supplement the family income, and polished my pork sword every night without protest!

multitasker by weave July 11, 2003

multitaskerbate

To administer self-love while shitting. When you are too busy to properly romance yourself, you are forced to multitask.

Janny is so busy now that he has a job that he's forced to multitaskerbate.

I just heard Bryan in the bathroom feeding the geese. It wasn't until I heard him fart that I knew he was multitaskerbating.

multitaskerbate by BoneHammer February 23, 2014

MultiTaskerBator 

a human who scratches their ass
& rubs their genitalia
at the same time
& in public.

coined by
Donna M.
20 sept. 2007.

"Dude,
that Dude
over there,
waiting for the bus."

"He's a multitaskerbator."

MultiTaskerBator by S. FiTZ October 7, 2007