mulletopia 

A trailer park community.

Last night, a tornado ripped apart another mulletopia.

mulletopia by Turnspike March 16, 2003

mullatopia 

The colorblind world interracial couples attempt to create for their children. While it's noble in theory, it's short sighted and often ineffective. (c. 2009)

"Removed from the mullatopia of home, Sarah was crushed that most of her classmates saw her as just another Black girl."

mullatopia by Sister Toldja December 30, 2009

Mulletosis 

An affliction of the upper-spine and/or neck, similar to scoliosis, resulting in a permanent bend in the neck titling the head to either the left or right. Caused by constantly straining to reach the upper rack of the fridge to get dad "another cold one" as a child.

Cletus the hoosier's dirty-ass head can be seen leaning to the right while he's driving around in his shitty old truck. The poor guy is afflicted by mulletosis, for which science has not found a cure. (Probably because medicaid doesn't cover it)

Mulletosis by Ih8rednecks June 29, 2006

Mulletia 

A (generally white trash) group of people that all have mullets that gang together for a common cause.

Ed: "Have you seen the new neighborhood watch group in Sparta?"

Joe: "The one's with mullets"

Ed: "Yeah man, they call themselves the local mulletia"

Mulletia by ChimRicholds July 13, 2010

mulletocracy 

a system of political organization and governmental rule in which the possession and maintenance of superior mullets takes precedent over other parameters; ascendancy of particular political leaders is determined solely based on mullet; it should be noted that while the quality of a mullet is what determines an individual's standing in political rank and hierarchy, the question of mullet "quality" is a dubious one and constitutes a matter of great subjectivity and lively debate.

oh what a fool I was to believe in the myth of mulletocracy.

you think hard work and diligence is all it takes? you're wrong: we live in a mulletocracy.

the mallet or the mullet? an age old question about the right path to political progress.

We here at the Arkansas Department of State advocate a policy of regime change in the State of New York and strongly promote its residents to adopt our time-honored mulletocratic values and institutions.

mulletocracy by uncle fuckbucket May 14, 2024