5 definitions by uncle fuckbucket

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The most wonderful woman in the whoooooooooole world, she says "beep - beep - beep - beep" and then closes Skype when you are halfway around the world and does it in the cutest possible way that makes it less sad to say goodbye for the day!
Jort: "Alright! Time for Professor Beep to say goodbye."
Flort: "Ok {mwah}"
Jort: "beep - beep - beep - beep - beep!"
by uncle fuckbucket October 23, 2018
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Originally an awesome song by Kool n the Gang, one of their few songs that has real chord changes, "Dujii" refers to marijuana.
Dude, that dujii made Ronnie's Groove sound about 10x better!

"Dude, have you heard that tune 'Dujii'?"

"'Dujii!' What are you smoking, man? Dujii?"
by uncle fuckbucket March 04, 2014
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a name for a girl you have a 20% chance of falling in love with if you were born between the years 1985 and 1995
Director: We need a name for a girl born around the time the Berlin Wall fell.

entire crew, staff, audience, world: LINDSAY!!! LINDSAY, YOU IDIOT!

Director: Wait isn't that a man's name?!

entire crew, staff, audience, world: GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY, YOU REDCOAT!
by uncle fuckbucket July 23, 2019
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What you say you did with your 20's/30's when you didn't do anything important or remotely useful but you have to explain now because someone asked
Lobocuda: "Man didn't someone tell me you were in prison back then?"

Tacobooco: "Nope...was in graduate school back then."

Lobocuda: "Ah ok, that's why I simultaneously remember you smelling horrible then but also that I never saw you...strange..."
by uncle fuckbucket October 23, 2018
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A dictionary you keep in your Turban! What the heck else could it be, you racist moron?
"Of course I keep a dictionary in my turban! It's my turban dictionary - the dictionary I keep in my turban"

Glerp: "Hey is that your turban dictionary?"
Schkerp: "No that's the turban I keep in my dictionary. You are referring to the dictionary I keep in my turban."
by uncle fuckbucket October 23, 2018
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