Definitions by ChimRicholds
Graped
1. Forcefully inserting a grape into an unwilling participant's oriface
2. Accidentally getting so drunk on wine (usually on Thanksgiving) that you wake up the next day feeling violated.
2. Accidentally getting so drunk on wine (usually on Thanksgiving) that you wake up the next day feeling violated.
"Alicia was upset that her family didn't like her dinner that she started drinking with her meal. Before she knew it, she got brutally graped and woke up with a turkey leg in her buttcheeks"
Graped by ChimRicholds November 24, 2014
ho ho hold on
An expression most commonly used when checking out a store while Christmas shopping; especially when the cost of one item is more than you thought it would be.
Register: Xbox Kinect - $145
Customer: "Ho ho hold on a minute!!!! That was supposed to be $99."
Cashier: "I'm sorry sir I'll fix the price immediately."
Customer: "Ho ho hold on a minute!!!! That was supposed to be $99."
Cashier: "I'm sorry sir I'll fix the price immediately."
ho ho hold on by ChimRicholds November 22, 2011
Mulletia
A (generally white trash) group of people that all have mullets that gang together for a common cause.
Ed: "Have you seen the new neighborhood watch group in Sparta?"
Joe: "The one's with mullets"
Ed: "Yeah man, they call themselves the local mulletia"
Joe: "The one's with mullets"
Ed: "Yeah man, they call themselves the local mulletia"
Mulletia by ChimRicholds July 13, 2010
Mother Smoke
Slang for any or all of the following: WOW, holy crap, ouch, damn, shoot, YEAH!, SWEET, i can't beleive this, awesome, are you kidding me?, i can't wait!, nice, this is gay, that hurt, etc etc.
1. "Dude look out!!!!" (dude gets hit in the head with piano) "MOTHER SMOKE!!!"
2. "Are you ready for the game?"
"Mother smoke, I completely forgot!!!"
2. "Are you ready for the game?"
"Mother smoke, I completely forgot!!!"
Mother Smoke by ChimRicholds March 14, 2010
Last-Bagger
(Merle gets the last bag and takes his time putting it in the trunk)
Peggy:Merle I am sick of having to put up the cart everytime we go to Walmart because you are a last-bagger.
Peggy:Merle I am sick of having to put up the cart everytime we go to Walmart because you are a last-bagger.
Last-Bagger by ChimRicholds February 4, 2010
Filipino fingers
Someone who has wildly fast fingers, they come in handy when playing Madden or Guitar Hero. Deriving from Filipinos' ability to use the juke stick and keep running without skipping a beat.
Filipino fingers by ChimRicholds December 25, 2009