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John Mulaney Syndrome 

Someone who has gay vibes, but isn’t actually gay
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John Mulaney

An Asian, high-waisted, tall child with feminine hips that tries to keep burning the candle at both ends while listening to "What's New Pussycat" on repeat. His life was forever changed when he went, "Oooooooohhhhhhhhh," and, "I'm sorry!" Overall, he is the tall, lanky Irishman that got pushed by a homeless, gay, AIDS-full man, looks like his kindergarten portrait with baggy eyes and yellowed teeth, and gets confused with a woman a shit ton.
John Mulaney: I'm standing in the basement and I'm holding a red cup - you see in movies - and I'm standing there and I'm holding a red cup and I'm starting to black out and I guess someone said like, "Something, something, police," and in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled, "FUCK da police! FUCK da police," and everyone else joined in: 100 drunk, white children yelling, "Fuck 'da' police," with the confidence of guys that have like already been to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore. You know that, like "I served my nickel! You come and take me!" confidence, but white children.
John Mulaney by MastermindOfTrouble February 29, 2020

John Mulaney

A high-waisted man with feminine hips who enjoys listening to "What's New Pussycat" on repeat.
Diner Guest 1: Did you see that little asshole John Mulaney who put Whats New Pussycat on the Jukebox 21 times?

Diner Guest 2: At least they put in "It's Not Unusual"!
John Mulaney by MotharChod June 13, 2018
A very beautiful girl who seems quiet and shy at first but when you get to know her, she's loud and very derpy. She is also doe-eyed cutie who has much to learn and an awesome friend that you take for granted every day until you realise that they are almost gone.
boy: "Whos that cutie over there? Lets tak to her she seems quite timid!"
girl: *rolls eyes* "Of course, thats Mulanne!"
Mulanne by JOFREN August 24, 2012
Lets get down to buisness! to defeat... THE HUNS!
Mulan is a great inacurate disney movie.
Mulan by Ninjew October 8, 2008

1998 mulan szechuan teryaki mcnugget dipping sauce 

"nigga i love 1998 mulan szechuan teryaki mcnugget dipping sauce, i named my child after it!!"
" hey dad i-"
"shut up 1998 mulan szechuan teryaki mcnugget dipping sauce."