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a douchebuggy for liberals, gays, homoschizophrenics, assholes, douchebags, dumbasses, Jeff Dunham and yuppies with 2 inch dicks that lost their virginity as soon as they set foot in this car because their insurance pays about as much as their lunch breaks

comes with:
- dealer installable anti-Bush stickers
- a bobblehead toy Yoda for the toyota
- neon bright pink t-shirts that say "I'm 'definitely' not gay!" on the backs
- a lifetime supply of people to tell you that you're heterophobic
- a shit-ton of patting yourself on the back
guy 1: oh my god that prius is so gay
guy 2: yeah i know i better go get in my million dollar bugatti with patented windows and rimmed wheels
by MastermindOfTrouble February 28, 2020
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A gender-specific way of identifying as neither male nor female, tends to use they/them pronouns or Neopronouns instead of either he/him or she/her.
For example, I, Wesley, actually am Non-Binary so I use they/them pronouns. When somebody approaches me/I approach someone, I usually start off with, "Hello. My name is Wesley. Before we continue, I must let you know that I am Non-Binary so I go by they/them pronouns." Most people would usually go, "Okay," and be fine calling me by that. I also have a few friends that do the same thing as me. It's not an offense or anything. If you want to be offended, check out prius.
by MastermindOfTrouble March 11, 2020
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A parkour-esque video game where you run across a shit-ton of 18 wheelers with super powers and what-not. This game, while fun, has its kinks and glitches. The goal is to reach the goal at the end of the level. If you hit the ground, you die. It's basically "The floor is lava" for rednecks. The different abilities in-game are:

- Double Jump
- Jet Pack
- Time Slow
- Web Slinger
- And many more that I won't care to fucking mention

In the game, there are 9 worlds, 10 levels in each. The worlds get harder as you hit a mad-dash to beat the game, the first world, Desert, being the easiest, and the last world, Hell, being the hardest.

In my opinion, my very own PERSONAL opinion,...

...run for your fucking life
by MastermindOfTrouble December 12, 2019
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(Calm The Fuck Down Snack) is a type of snack that you MUST have no matter what whenever you're feeling unnerved or enraged. It's important to have whatever snack it is that you KNOW FOR A FACT calms you down.
Guy 1: This game is pissing me off!
Guy 2: Here. Try this CTFDS.
Guy 1: What's that?
Guy 2: It's a type of snack that calms people down.
Guy 1: Sounds great. Might try one.
by MastermindOfTrouble June 14, 2021
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An Asian, high-waisted, tall child with feminine hips that tries to keep burning the candle at both ends while listening to "What's New Pussycat" on repeat. His life was forever changed when he went, "Oooooooohhhhhhhhh," and, "I'm sorry!" Overall, he is the tall, lanky Irishman that got pushed by a homeless, gay, AIDS-full man, looks like his kindergarten portrait with baggy eyes and yellowed teeth, and gets confused with a woman a shit ton.
John Mulaney: I'm standing in the basement and I'm holding a red cup - you see in movies - and I'm standing there and I'm holding a red cup and I'm starting to black out and I guess someone said like, "Something, something, police," and in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled, "FUCK da police! FUCK da police," and everyone else joined in: 100 drunk, white children yelling, "Fuck 'da' police," with the confidence of guys that have like already been to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore. You know that, like "I served my nickel! You come and take me!" confidence, but white children.
by MastermindOfTrouble February 29, 2020
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the best medicine in the universe

dont fuckin tell me im wrong
by MastermindOfTrouble December 19, 2019
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