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Mulaned

Verb: randomly tossing a device playing the song “I’ll Make A Man Out Of You” from Mulan to someone and forcing them to sing along.
*tosses phone to friend*
“YOU’VE BEEN MULANED!”
Oh shit..... WE MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER!”
by moisteggroll November 21, 2017
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Mulaned

When you go to bang a ladyboy/Femboy and it turns out to be a real girl.
"Bro I was so disappointed when I got Mulaned by that chick last night.
by blacklist14 September 25, 2025
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John Mulaney Syndrome

Someone who has gay vibes, but isn’t actually gay
by Absolute twat September 25, 2020
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John Mulaney

An Asian, high-waisted, tall child with feminine hips that tries to keep burning the candle at both ends while listening to "What's New Pussycat" on repeat. His life was forever changed when he went, "Oooooooohhhhhhhhh," and, "I'm sorry!" Overall, he is the tall, lanky Irishman that got pushed by a homeless, gay, AIDS-full man, looks like his kindergarten portrait with baggy eyes and yellowed teeth, and gets confused with a woman a shit ton.
John Mulaney: I'm standing in the basement and I'm holding a red cup - you see in movies - and I'm standing there and I'm holding a red cup and I'm starting to black out and I guess someone said like, "Something, something, police," and in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled, "FUCK da police! FUCK da police," and everyone else joined in: 100 drunk, white children yelling, "Fuck 'da' police," with the confidence of guys that have like already been to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore. You know that, like "I served my nickel! You come and take me!" confidence, but white children.
by MastermindOfTrouble February 29, 2020
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John Mulaney

A high-waisted man with feminine hips who enjoys listening to "What's New Pussycat" on repeat.
Diner Guest 1: Did you see that little asshole John Mulaney who put Whats New Pussycat on the Jukebox 21 times?

Diner Guest 2: At least they put in "It's Not Unusual"!
by MotharChod June 13, 2018
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John Mulaney Syndrome

A condition in which you seem to trigger everyone's gay detectors, but you are in fact straight. This leads to you being asked if you are gay constantly and often being an icon among the LGBT despite being entirely straight.
"I think I was supposed to be gay. I think, like, in Heaven they built, like, three quarters of a gay person and then they forgot to flip the final switch, and they just sent me out and it was like, 'You marked that one gay, right?'
And it was like, 'Oh no! Was I supposed to?'" - John Mulaney creating John Mulaney syndrome
by simplyhopeless October 10, 2020
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John Mulaney

John Mulaney is a noun meaning best comedian in the world.
"Hey have you heard of John Mulaney's comedy act new in town?"
by spicyKnees April 7, 2020
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