Mulanne 

A very beautiful girl who seems quiet and shy at first but when you get to know her, she's loud and very derpy. She is also doe-eyed cutie who has much to learn and an awesome friend that you take for granted every day until you realise that they are almost gone.

boy: "Whos that cutie over there? Lets tak to her she seems quite timid!"
girl: *rolls eyes* "Of course, thats Mulanne!"

Mulanne by JOFREN August 24, 2012

John Mulaney Syndrome 

Someone who has gay vibes, but isn’t actually gay

Nah, he just has John Mulaney Syndrome.

John Mulaney Syndrome by Absolute twat September 25, 2020

John Mulaney

An Asian, high-waisted, tall child with feminine hips that tries to keep burning the candle at both ends while listening to "What's New Pussycat" on repeat. His life was forever changed when he went, "Oooooooohhhhhhhhh," and, "I'm sorry!" Overall, he is the tall, lanky Irishman that got pushed by a homeless, gay, AIDS-full man, looks like his kindergarten portrait with baggy eyes and yellowed teeth, and gets confused with a woman a shit ton.

John Mulaney: I'm standing in the basement and I'm holding a red cup - you see in movies - and I'm standing there and I'm holding a red cup and I'm starting to black out and I guess someone said like, "Something, something, police," and in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled, "FUCK da police! FUCK da police," and everyone else joined in: 100 drunk, white children yelling, "Fuck 'da' police," with the confidence of guys that have like already been to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore. You know that, like "I served my nickel! You come and take me!" confidence, but white children.

John Mulaney by MastermindOfTrouble February 29, 2020

John Mulaney

A high-waisted man with feminine hips who enjoys listening to "What's New Pussycat" on repeat.

Diner Guest 1: Did you see that little asshole John Mulaney who put Whats New Pussycat on the Jukebox 21 times?

Diner Guest 2: At least they put in "It's Not Unusual"!

John Mulaney by MotharChod June 13, 2018

Mulayne 

A popcorn-loving kangaroo whose ROOOOO's are capable of wooing the opposite gender.

Mulayne: ROOO ROO ROOOO
Every Guy: Pls go out with me.
Mulayne: Nah. I'm the Queen of Musical Masturbation. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Mulayne by GuyInTheFriendZone March 4, 2017

Milanne 

A girl who is book smart, caring, and funny. Her beauty is jaw dropping but she will never admit it and will never agree if you tell her that she is. She is a keeper, and will never let you see her out of a good mood. Her good side is limitless and she will never turn her back on anyone. A true friend and an angel.

"I swear my dog is like a Milanne!"
"Do you know Milanne?... She's fantastic!"

Milanne by Dragon_Badass June 21, 2016

John Mulaney Syndrome 

A condition in which you seem to trigger everyone's gay detectors, but you are in fact straight. This leads to you being asked if you are gay constantly and often being an icon among the LGBT despite being entirely straight.

"I think I was supposed to be gay. I think, like, in Heaven they built, like, three quarters of a gay person and then they forgot to flip the final switch, and they just sent me out and it was like, 'You marked that one gay, right?'
And it was like, 'Oh no! Was I supposed to?'" - John Mulaney creating John Mulaney syndrome

John Mulaney Syndrome by simplyhopeless October 10, 2020