muffly 

adj

distorted sound, non crisp, a word that is cute

Girl on phone.......hello, hello sorry i cant hear you , you sound all muffly

muffly by latecalls September 30, 2012

muffly 

The way someone sounds when eating something during a phone call.

"joe I can barely hear you! Your all muffly"..." Sorry Bob, I am trying to eat my sandwich and do our conference call at the same time".

muffly by bizdoggette December 21, 2013

Mufflered Fellatio 

Breaking wind while performing a blow job

Dammit, I was sucking on a huge new cock last night. Everything was perfect, except I was a little bit drunk, and I broke wind right in the middle of it all. Thank god he was drunk too, and we made a joke and called it mufflered fellatio. We had great sex, but I was pretty embarrassed.

Mufflered Fellatio by susan0506 October 8, 2011

Muffling 

A term popularised by comedian Russell Howard, referring to the act by which a woman rubs her vagina flaps over the face of another person.

The male equivalent of the act is a teabag.

Queen Elizabeth left Prince Phillip gasping for air after making him endure a long seasion of muffling.

Muffling by MuffleMaster July 30, 2017

muffler monkey 

Someone who drives a compact car (most likely a Honda Civic or Acura Integra) that sports a variety of tacky looking aftermarket parts which are meant to add visual flare and improve the car's performance. The most notable feature is the car's huge muffler that looks like a coffee can, and makes it sound like a weedwacker. Other common bolt-ons include huge spoilers, body kits, hood scoops, gauges, window stickers and other decals, tinted windows, lowered suspension, bright colored paint job, etc. More often than not, these cars aren't even that fast and are usually driven by high-school kids.

The sound coming from that muffler monkey's car is really irritating.

muffler monkey by ryan_10304 November 15, 2007

Muffler man 

Single mafia.

"Oh my god. Are you the muffler man?"

Muffler man by Muffler man January 24, 2019

muffling 

When a woman/girl teabags and rubs her muff (vagina) in another womans/girls face.

The Queen was muffling Trump.

muffling by Dat boi pepe January 30, 2018