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Redneck Testicle Mudflap 

Excess layer of droopy fat found hanging below a redneck's package.
Cooter: I can see your Redneck Testicle Mudflap in those new skinny jeans.

Earl: Curse you Cooter!

Michigan mudflap 

While having sex with a woman and she farts on your balls freckling and flapping them like a mudflap
I was banging my girlfriend and she gave me a Michigan mudflap
Michigan mudflap by Johntanamo September 14, 2016

Mufflepants 

Underwear designed to effectively manage problematic farting.
Before discovering Mufflepants, the loudness and stench of my work-related flatulence was a terrible problem during staff meetings!
Mufflepants by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019

carolina mudflap 

During vaginal intercourse, inserting your testicles into a woman's anus.
I wasn't able to cum, so I gave her a carolina mudflap. That got 'er done double-time.

Alabama mudflap 

When a woman's inner vaginal lips are SO huge and hang down so low they can actually fold back and rest against the anus, hence giving them a "muddy" appreance.
Vicky dropped her drawers to reveal the nastiest set of Alabama mudflaps I have ever seen!!!! I think I vomited in my mouth a little!
Alabama mudflap by Leonard W. July 16, 2007

tenessee mudflapper 

The sex act of doing anal while the partner shits, creating a momentous explosion of shit
Gary did the tenessee mudflapper on Kathy and by the end of the night she had shit all over herself
tenessee mudflapper by GREENLEAN November 18, 2016