(Millennials Say The Darnedest Things) also known as MSTDT is a play on Kids Say The Darnedest Things. This was created because its very difficult to determine if a kid or a Millennial posted something on Social Media.
Did you see Treys Rantonline? I swear MSTDT, i'm sure his Dads proud of him.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'