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mozeleski 

A unit of measure- approximately equal to seventy five pounds.
"Hey Dave, did you see that thing? She must weigh three, three and a half, mozeleski's!"
mozeleski by ghettofabulous October 24, 2003
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Dirty Mozeleski 

Similar to the "Dirty Sanchez" but instead of wiping the shat laden finger under her nose- you, for some unknown reason, wipe it under your own.
"Hey is Tom trying to grow a mustache?" "No, he apparently got drunk last night and gave himself a Dirty Mozeleski"
Dirty Mozeleski by ghettofabulous October 24, 2003
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moleskine 

A popular brand of vintage-feel notebooks that come in various different types, including sketchbooks, daily planners, lined/unlined/checked pages, etc.

Its claim to fame is that famous artists and thinkers, like Van Gogh, used them.

No pretentious pseudoartist or writer would be caught dead without one.
"Ooh. You have a Moleskine! Can I see what's in it?"

"No way, man."
moleskine by El Fuckwit June 1, 2006

moleskin 

A felt bandage; one side is adhesive which sticks to the affected area whereas the other is felt. Generally used to protect and prevent blisters while on the trail. Can be used in conjunction with othe blister bandages.
Put some moleskin on that hot spot before you get a blister.
moleskin by Patrick Cleary November 18, 2007
One of the coolest last name in the world. The one who usaully has it is one of the best friends i guy could have. This person is usaully the most popular and valued person
Yo that girl over there is a Moleski i would love to be friends with here
moleski by ArthurGM February 10, 2008

Moleskine 

a skinned mole who has been turned into a diary for a 16 year old white girl.
"Omg you have a moleskine diary!"

" skinned it myself using my ugg boots and iPhone 6+ "
Moleskine by Maybe_fatal April 9, 2015

moleskine 

an over-priced notepad that could be purchased elsewhere for a considerably cheaper price
Moleskines are expensive

Person 1: Wow, this dinner is so expensive!
Person 2: Yes it is, but we could have purchased 1/2 a moleskin instead if you prefer..
Person 1: No way
moleskine by Oh, him again August 5, 2011
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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