notepad 

The term, originated in Minneapolis, is used to describe people who have a bunch of randomly poorly done tattoos on their body. Their body looks like a notepad.

Have you seen Nikki Swan's tattoos? Yeah, her body looks like a notepad of bad ideas.

notepad by mrrightsville July 10, 2017

notepad 

A simple word processing application that can somehow open any file format imaginable.

Notepad opens EVERYTHING.

notepad by foo2 October 22, 2006

notepad 

America's favorite program for:
HTML editing/writing C++ code/writing scripts of various types/writing english reports/writing a list of credit card numbers.

That program notepad is so powerful that it gave me several cancerous tumors in my testicles and eyelids.

notepad by Island of Reebs October 3, 2003

notepad 

The term used to express your disinterest when a stranger or friend is telling a long and/or boring story, or is starting a story that sounds boring.

The idea is that you express your boredom by pretending to be taking notes.

guy 1.

'so yeah, I'm an animal nutritionist I feed chickens I can control the size their eggs for major supermarket brands for example..........'

guy 2 to guy 3.

'Hey Man, did you bring your notepad? I'm running out of paper here.'

notepad by Peter Peter foreskin eater April 21, 2010

notepad 

a bizzare sexual organ developed by certain cults around west yorkshire it comprises of a small flap of skin resembling a 'post it' note, this ca be rolled up to be shoved inside a woman/man (whatever takes your fancy), have a slit cut in it to become a vagina or rubbed as a weird way of masturbation

first guy:he has a notepad
second guy:he's called daryl
both:hah hah hah hah hah
both:big headed bastard!

notepad by stoneth November 3, 2004

Notepad 

Dear mom, II have decided that suicide is the best thing....

hghgjhgj uyhgyg

Notepad by Link June 26, 2004

Notepad slut 

A woman that allows her man or men to degrade and humiliate her by letting them take naked pictures of her with demeaning words such as slut, whore, fuckpig worthless fuckhole, k9slut, written on her naked body.

imagefap.com is full of notepad sluts pictures.

Notepad slut by I Love subsluts September 10, 2010