navjot

Used as an euphemism for anything undesireable.

"That Cody guy is a navjot"
Ron Jeremy pulled out and navjotted all over her face
"Fucking Navjot!"

by ghettofabulous October 25, 2003

Dirty Mozeleski

Similar to the "Dirty Sanchez" but instead of wiping the shat laden finger under her nose- you, for some unknown reason, wipe it under your own.

"Hey is Tom trying to grow a mustache?" "No, he apparently got drunk last night and gave himself a Dirty Mozeleski"

by ghettofabulous October 25, 2003

mozeleski

A unit of measure- approximately equal to seventy five pounds.

"Hey Dave, did you see that thing? She must weigh three, three and a half, mozeleski's!"

by ghettofabulous October 25, 2003