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Gay and Ugly
Dude 1: "Yo he's so ugly"
Dude 2: "Yeah, what a mouton."
Mouton by RegisKidLOL January 10, 2012
Words you can keep
Ilyes sellami
le mouton mange la bouffe
Mouton by Hgccthkgchkchg December 12, 2018

Mouton Endormi 

Someone that is ungrateful and wishes the worst on others.
A ''Mouton Endormi'' can easily be late for any event (restaurant, registering for a passport..).
Even with these negative aspects, a ''Mouton Endormi'' loves to smile to a point that it hurts her cheeks.
''Waow you really want to sleep now?''
''Yes I'm a mouton endormi''
''But I would love to play gin first''
''Sorry you already won too much''
Mouton Endormi by Ben Dommage May 19, 2022

Mouton's the man 

You start off by picking up a jewish girl (this step is VERY important). You then proceed to fuck doggie style, from here you insert your finger in her ass, and give her a dirty sanchez, but the mustash has to be in the same shape as Hitler's. When you are about to J you take your cack out, and J on her back in the shape of a swastika. Once you have done this, you salute nazi style, and have a friend come in and take pictures.
I was fucking Jenny the jew, when i managed to pull off Mouton's the man. i dont think shes going to call me back.
Mouton's the man by Mouton January 29, 2007

John Mouton

The biggest faggot you will ever meet in your lifetime. Thinks he is a bad ass cowboy, and all the girls want him. He is really just a no good disgusting fugly hick. Also obsessed with swimming. He thinks he is the shit.
Did you see that douche bag John Mouton today?
John Mouton by yeahbuddy321 November 29, 2009

donald mouton 

a rapper with a great personality and a big dick. he is a great person to hang around. he is talented but he wont let nobody mess with him. a person who hates haters
donald mouton went to the store and slapped a dumb-ass.
donald mouton by aye aye 01 February 1, 2017

donald mouton 

guy who is a huge fat,mean person
hey! stop being a huge donald mouton
donald mouton by annonomys guy September 21, 2016
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