Someone that is ungrateful and wishes the worst on others.
A ''Mouton Endormi'' can easily be late for any event (restaurant, registering for a passport..).
Even with these negative aspects, a ''Mouton Endormi'' loves to smile to a point that it hurts her cheeks.

''Waow you really want to sleep now?''
''Yes I'm a mouton endormi''
''But I would love to play gin first''
''Sorry you already won too much''

Mouton Endormi by Ben Dommage May 19, 2022

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Mouton's the man

You start off by picking up a jewish girl (this step is VERY important). You then proceed to fuck doggie style, from here you insert your finger in her ass, and give her a dirty sanchez, but the mustash has to be in the same shape as Hitler's. When you are about to J you take your cack out, and J on her back in the shape of a swastika. Once you have done this, you salute nazi style, and have a friend come in and take pictures.

I was fucking Jenny the jew, when i managed to pull off Mouton's the man. i dont think shes going to call me back.

Mouton's the man by Mouton January 29, 2007

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John Mouton

The biggest faggot you will ever meet in your lifetime. Thinks he is a bad ass cowboy, and all the girls want him. He is really just a no good disgusting fugly hick. Also obsessed with swimming. He thinks he is the shit.

Did you see that douche bag John Mouton today?

John Mouton by yeahbuddy321 November 29, 2009

donald mouton

a rapper with a great personality and a big dick. he is a great person to hang around. he is talented but he wont let nobody mess with him. a person who hates haters

donald mouton went to the store and slapped a dumb-ass.

donald mouton by aye aye 01 February 1, 2017

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donald mouton

guy who is a huge fat,mean person

hey! stop being a huge donald mouton

donald mouton by annonomys guy September 21, 2016

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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