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THE KINDEST SOUL THAT HAS EVER EXISTED.
She is such a nice person, she's so mutong ;)
mutong by himynamesbobjohnny October 4, 2019
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She is such a kind and nice person! She is a Mutong!
Mutong by Nightqueen26 October 4, 2019
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Mutong is the best person ever. She is sweet and lovable, anyone would want to be friends with her. All kinds of people like her as she is always there for others as well. Mutong does not need no clout and is super chill. She doesn't give a sh*t about school but will still turn out to be the student of the year anyway. She is neither too social nor to shy. She has a lot of friends and a few close ones, and that's enough for her. Mutong is a gem, CHERISH HER.
What's that girl's name, the really chill one over there? Oh, that's Mutong, yeah go talk to her, I love her!
Mutong by bobbienotbobby November 3, 2020

cock muting 

When some dumb bitch won't shut the fuck up so you are forced to lodge your cock in her fucking mouth to shut her the fuck up.
I love cock muting Tina because she never shuts her fucking cock sucker. What a stupid bitch. Shut the fuck up Tina!!
cock muting by Johnny Chinslappin November 11, 2007
Short form for the "mute button".
"Johnny wished he had a muton for his girlfriend"

"Poindexter!" Ethel yelled. "That TV is so loud! Hit the muton, will ya? I can't hear my mom no good on the phone!"
muton by Dishpan Hanns October 6, 2009
The best damn human alive. He is a apex predictor. A romantic genius, a talented person.
some say he was there in the beginning and has already seen the end. He has legend spanning the beginning of human history
I just saw the legendary Muwonge
muwonge by Bob Chanda October 6, 2020

Palm Muting

a method to dampen loud orgamsic screams during sex.

When you place you place the palm of your hand on your girlfriends mouth to keep her loud orgasmic screams down so that no one can hear her in the other dorm rooms!
Dude one: "boring night?" Dude two: "no man got laid!" Dude one: "I didn't hear a thing?" Dude two: "ya nasty loud, I thought nothing could dampen her enthusiasm, I had to use some palm muting to keep it down!" Dude one: "awesome!"
Palm Muting by Sambiase January 10, 2014
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