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The biggest faggot you will ever meet in your lifetime. Thinks he is a bad ass cowboy, and all the girls want him. He is really just a no good disgusting fugly hick. Also obsessed with swimming. He thinks he is the shit.
Did you see that douche bag John Mouton today?
by yeahbuddy321 November 29, 2009
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