moustake 

bad facial hair

John's poor fashion sensibility was only emphasized by the moustake on his upper lip.

moustake by sevenpeople December 1, 2009

Moustakas

Fattest guy to ever exist in the universe. Literally he can't even walk, although when he sees food he can run like Usain Bolt. He often gets bullied by Marios because of his fatness but he always fights back with his special move of eating him. He is a narutard and he simps for Namikaze Minato. He loves cars and he wishes to fuck one. Don't mess with him!

Moustakas: Ti leei paidia ti kanete?
Marios: Fyge re kwloxontre

Moustakas by Souf. May 24, 2021

Moistake 

When your steak is really juicy it's called a moist steak, or moistake

Wow this is the best steak I've ever eaten, it's so juicy! This one is definitely a moistake.

Moistake by fruityooty April 11, 2021

Mustake 

A mustache worn by someone who clearly should not be facially-adorned in such a manner.

Jimmy's mustake makes him look like a used car salesman.

Mustake by budsharpe October 20, 2008

moustakas

When someone sticks a baseball bat in someone's ass, but done politely by asking if they would prefer the knob or barrel of the bat.

"Is Amy walking weird today?"
"Oh yeah, you didn't hear? That crack whore got moustakas'd last night by a Louisville Plugger!"

moustakas by Nick_G. January 16, 2008

Mustake 

Mistake Made When You Drive A Mustang

Tyler Pulled Up To The Light In His GT

And Made The Mustake Of Racing The SI Turbo

Mustake by Im_not_doug_v January 19, 2008

Moostake 

A portmanteau of moustache and mistake.

It's used because the two are diametrically opposed. Moustaches are very good, and mistakes are very bad.

Dude: Last night you were mackin' on that sea cow, what a moostake.

Moostake by Brink Dogg July 13, 2009