Fattest guy to ever exist in the universe. Literally he can't even walk, although when he sees food he can run like Usain Bolt. He often gets bullied by Marios because of his fatness but he always fights back with his special move of eating him. He is a narutard and he simps for Namikaze Minato. He loves cars and he wishes to fuck one. Don't mess with him!
Moustakas: Ti leei paidia ti kanete?
Marios: Fyge re kwloxontre
Marios: Fyge re kwloxontre
by Souf. May 24, 2021
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"Is Amy walking weird today?"
"Oh yeah, you didn't hear? That crack whore got moustakas'd last night by a Louisville Plugger!"
"Oh yeah, you didn't hear? That crack whore got moustakas'd last night by a Louisville Plugger!"
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A incredibly intelligent man who walks around with a calm confidence stemming, in part, from his massive penis size. This is combined with kindness.
Julia: Oh my god, did you see how John just went over there and bought that little girl ice cream for her birthday?
Amanda: He walked like Moustafa.
Amanda: He walked like Moustafa.
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