Moustakas

Fattest guy to ever exist in the universe. Literally he can't even walk, although when he sees food he can run like Usain Bolt. He often gets bullied by Marios because of his fatness but he always fights back with his special move of eating him. He is a narutard and he simps for Namikaze Minato. He loves cars and he wishes to fuck one. Don't mess with him!

Moustakas: Ti leei paidia ti kanete?
Marios: Fyge re kwloxontre

Moustakas by Souf. May 24, 2021

moustakas

When someone sticks a baseball bat in someone's ass, but done politely by asking if they would prefer the knob or barrel of the bat.

"Is Amy walking weird today?"
"Oh yeah, you didn't hear? That crack whore got moustakas'd last night by a Louisville Plugger!"

moustakas by Nick_G. January 16, 2008

Moustafa 

An Arabic name Means: The Chosen One

Moustafa Ya Moustafa

Moustafa by RoCkSt@R May 11, 2009

moostaka 

A pierced clitoris

She got a moostaka yesterday!

moostaka by Davo June 10, 2004

Moustafa 

A incredibly intelligent man who walks around with a calm confidence stemming, in part, from his massive penis size. This is combined with kindness.

Julia: Oh my god, did you see how John just went over there and bought that little girl ice cream for her birthday?
Amanda: He walked like Moustafa.

Moustafa by msquard March 18, 2017

moussaka

A Greek casserole consisting of eggplant, meat (usually lamb) and other ingredients, bound together with a white sauce and baked.

My friend has an excellent recipe for moussaka.

moussaka by word_smith December 14, 2008

mousaka

The reason we should save humanity. No other creature makes that shit

-what did you eat today?
-MOUSAKA

mousaka by frutotrela February 21, 2021