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Mustayeen 

The greatest person ever. Makes everybody drool (guys and girls alike), but is determined to stay an eternal virgin. He is vulnerable to STDs due to his micro-penis
Friend: "Yooo look at that absolute sex magnet!"
Other Friend: "That's the holy Mustayeen bro"
Mustayeen by faze_mahfuzez_ash March 30, 2020

mustachemanship 

A specific quality, or ethos, that distinguishes one's mustache as being of higher quality than one's peers. Possessing the quality of good mustachemanship involves not only impeccable grooming and regular maintenance, but also a confidence and swagger that says, "My mustache isn't just my facial hair, it's my lifestyle!"
Tom Selleck sure is sexy with that incredible mustache. He has great mustachemanship!
mustachemanship by The Vipe February 3, 2010

mustaqeem 

The most awesome, handsome , rich man in the world
Everyone can be mustaqeem
mustaqeem by Q=mL January 2, 2017

Mustaeen 

The literal definition of an asshole. Backstabs friends, takes hundreds of photos of them without their permission, and acts like he's the best at everything but everyone knows hes not. He will always talk about you with others, and share pictures despite the fact that the victim knows about it. Usually this person will make someone look bad so he seems cooler than them. He also likes to lure in girls to play minecraft so he can get coochie.
Man, that guy is such a Mustaeen, I wouldn't wanna be his friend.
Mustaeen by somebrare-o September 25, 2019
A sexy ass mofo with an incredible beard, brows and jawline.
Damn, that mustakim is a sexy ass mofo.
mustakim by claudia wang xo January 2, 2018

mistakee 

it a word that describes when there was a error, or you made a error.(
when you make a mistakee its like you made a error.
my teacher says "you learn from your mistakees".
My friend justin is a mistakee.
I made a mistakee on my math test.
it was my biggest mistakee forgetting my car keys before work.
mistakee by pickle_reeeeeeeeeee January 26, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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