moumon

He's a cute small kid

I wish my kid will be smart like moumon

by Paheyyyy October 7, 2021

mormon math

when one plus one does not equal two, etc. more precisely, a couple would be equal to 5 or more- as in wives

James: "check this out: I need a couple of bucks"

Bob: "will a five work?"

James: "dude, I like your mormon math.."

by oneQuarterKiltD February 24, 2013

mormon deathstar

Master Jesus (master yi) will come forth to split the rea sea of communism and end the tide of greed spread by the Mormon Deathstar. Yi will solve the DaVinci code with the help of melon in the fridge using the Pietagerium thorium of sippensyrup sideways. Once J Z the Dolhpin diver dips through space and time they will be able to the put figments of reality back to anagrams of beehive central honeybutter chickenbizcuit puppies.

We need to split the red sea of communism and stop the Mormon Deathstar from ending all of humanity.

by All-in Steve August 21, 2020

MohMoney

MohMoney

1. Used to describe famous Arabic persons

2. Used to describe something of high value

3. Renown

4. Illustrious

5. Esteemed

7. Flamboyant

6. Used to describe someone resembling a mystical apparition. A lore to most people, this fable called "Moh Money" has been known to frequent many "Poppin" locations such as; famous dance clubs and bars. They usually sport highly expensive designer wear such as Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Hugo Boss, and Giorgio Armani. His native tongue is a cross between inner city dialects, also known as "Ebonics," and hip and fresh lingo used by many Sorority girls.

For example: "That's Gucci" and "that shits popped nigga."

He also tends to frequent mirrors in order to groom one self and flex. Many Sociologist and anthropologist are perplexed by this bizarre behavior. However Functionalists believe that the behavior is the outcome of natural selection and the drive to spread ones seed.
Moh Money has also been reported to have created a secret society known as "the Crew," the estimated membership is 4, however many conspiracy theorist believe the number to be much higher. Moh Money has also been know to fabricate alcoholic beverages out of nothing defying the conservation of matter. Although their are some skeptics, many leading theoretical physicist like Michio Kaku and Steven Hawkins believe this to be true.

See also:
Exclusive Money
Mohammalah Moolah
Prominent Figure
Celebrated Figure
Cheetah Print

Friend 1: Hey Moh Money, did you want to come over and chill with your boys tonight?

MohMoney: Is that shit popping?

Friend 1: Ummm I don't know, its just the Crew, we are just chilling and drinking beer.

MohMoney: Is their girls?

Friend 1: Just come ya sober fuck!
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MohMoney's Text: Call me right now. 9:55 AM

MohMoney's friend: Receives text instantly at 9:55 AM and calls him at 9:56 AM, doesn't pick up.

by SeanShizzleJr September 25, 2013

mormon mashing

When a Mormon girl mounts you and proceeds to dry hump; believing that this action is the equivalent of intercourse, but really it ends with her mashing your nuts into peanut butter through 5 layers of clothing. You'd be lucky to walk away with blue balls

John thought he would get lucky on his trip to Utah, but as she got on top he was soon overtaken by intense Mormon Mashing; after hours of ball mashing, he would only be told that she had to get to bed in time for church leaving him with a sore sack and a limp.

by NotJoeSmith November 16, 2014

Momonty

When one uses a feigned/foreign inflection. However this is different from an accent, as it is inflection alone and not pronunciation.

"My roommate studied abroad and now she thinks her slight momonty is so cool."

"My cousin lived in England for a year and now I notice that she has a momonty when saying certain phrases. "

by Rovert429 July 2, 2009

Mormon Roll

Like a Rick Roll except even more annoying. This is when the youtube channel "mormon" posts a video of an inspiring person and his/her family and have them talk about all the amazingly wonderful things they do in life. This goes on for around 5-8 minutes and is then followed by a long string of "I like this, I like that, I like... etc" and ends with the most annoying statement: "I'm <insert name> and I'm a Mormon." Whoopty doo, who gives a shit? You just discredited the entire video. So what? Your aim is to present all these wonderful people to make a point about Mormonism? No one cares.

Mormon Roll - Rochelle Tallmadge (after just talking about her family and how she adopted a boy with Down and all this other heart-warming stuff...

- "I'm Rochelle, I'm a redhead, I'm a Texan, I'm a wife, I'm a mom, and *pause..wait for it..* I'm a Mormon!"

by AreAllOfThemTaken August 7, 2011