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mosquitehoes 

a hoe who sucks your penis for your money but not a prostitute

in it for love to
(mosquitehoes) hey baby if you buy me that ring ill give you something tonight

(guy) alright baby
mosquitehoes by mosquitoes July 18, 2012
Words you can keep

Killing Mosquitoes 

What your friend does in the tent at summer camp.
Hey man what are you doing in your sleeping bag?
Nothing Just killing mosquitoes.
Really it sounds like you're jacking off.
No I'm just killing mosquitoes.
Then why have you been killing it in the same spot up and down for 10 minutes?
Killing Mosquitoes by TheDoodad August 5, 2019

mosquitoes 

a clandestine way(mostly from the male gender) of describing the size or lack there of, of the breasts of a female. The word implies that said breasts are equivalent to an over-sized insect bite, specifically one by a mosquito which are usually very small and not noticeable unless irritated or infected.
Suzy is hot, but my hamster has bigger mosquitoes !
mosquitoes by machinefeeder March 21, 2011

mosquithoe 

a fly ass breazy, thats down to suck dat dick.
i feel my dick getting sucked, it must be those mosquithoes.
mosquithoe by cody fuckass January 2, 2008

Mosquitoes 

The most annoying little fricks on the planet. They suck your blood for their babies but I don’t care they leave a fricking bug bite behind and everyone hates it
Oh my god, those mosquitoes bit me again

Mosquitoes 

Is not the most irratating insect in the world but the most annoying thing in the world
Mosquitoes by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 10, 2020

mosquitoes 

The only species on the entire planet that doesn't benefit any species whatsoever
mosquitoes deserve to go extinct
mosquitoes by Dubiks December 30, 2018
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