mosquitoes

a clandestine way(mostly from the male gender) of describing the size or lack there of, of the breasts of a female. The word implies that said breasts are equivalent to an over-sized insect bite, specifically one by a mosquito which are usually very small and not noticeable unless irritated or infected.

Suzy is hot, but my hamster has bigger mosquitoes !

by machinefeeder March 21, 2011

Mosquitoes

The most annoying little fricks on the planet. They suck your blood for their babies but I don’t care they leave a fricking bug bite behind and everyone hates it

Oh my god, those mosquitoes bit me again

by TIMMYGETOFFTHECOMPUTER August 24, 2021

Mosquitoes

Is not the most irratating insect in the world but the most annoying thing in the world

Been jumping on my bed killing mosquitoes

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 10, 2020

mosquitoes

The only species on the entire planet that doesn't benefit any species whatsoever

mosquitoes deserve to go extinct

by Dubiks December 30, 2018

Mosquitoes

The worst bug ever. Carries diseases like malaria and the yellow fever. Bites are itchy and annoying and distracting and frustrating. There would literally be no negative effect on the world if they were eradicated.

Dude guy person 1: SHIT I GOT BIT BY SOME MOSQUITOES
Dude guy person 2: OH CRAP WE'RE IN SOUTH AMERICA YOU'RE GONNA DIE
Dude guy person 1: AAAAAAAGH

by Dudeguyperson3 November 15, 2013

mosquitoes

a disgrace to humanity

"mosquitoes are HORRIBLE, I HATE MOSQUITOES"

by $oda Tabz June 20, 2025

Killing Mosquitoes

What your friend does in the tent at summer camp.

Hey man what are you doing in your sleeping bag?
Nothing Just killing mosquitoes.
Really it sounds like you're jacking off.
No I'm just killing mosquitoes.
Then why have you been killing it in the same spot up and down for 10 minutes?

by TheDoodad August 5, 2019