morried 

The act of being more worried: The combination of "more" and "worried"

Don't be worried about the world ending in 2012, be morried that the world will end in 2036, when that asteroid comes back around...

morried by Jimmy Harsh December 31, 2008

Married to the Game 

To put work above all else in life. Dedication to a job, craft or building one's skill.

Hustling, paper chasing.

I don't have time to date or take vacations because I'm married to the game, and the grind don't quit.

Married to the Game by QueenTrine April 8, 2015

Morridor

The Mormon corridor, a region of ubiquitous LDS political and cultural influence stretching from Phoenix through Rexburg, Idaho. Also a play on Mordor from Lord of the Rings.

I heard Brigham Young kept a wife in each town up and down the Morridor.

Morridor by Elmsy February 3, 2014

Jojo’s Bizarre Married Life 

Jojo’s bizarre married life- a gay fan fiction abomination produced by CLAMP where jotaro and kakyoin have children. It is the most god-aweful shitpost-worthy piece of media possibly ever created. It is the origin of the meme “kakyoin, did you lay this egg?” You sort of get the point. And their kid, jouta kujo, has a stand named after dish soap. And kakyoin poisons Dio with his horrible cooking. IT WAS ALSO ANIMATED BY STUDIO MADHOUSE. I wish I was kidding, somebody help

Person 1: have you read Jojo’s Bizarre Married Life ?
Person 2: don’t you ever fucking mention that fucking manga ever

Jojo’s Bizarre Married Life by GenosCyborg July 24, 2023

Married to the sea 

Married to the sea means you are to busy to get married. The origin of the phrase came from the tendency of seafaring men to stay unmarried because of their commitment to their ship, which kept them at sea for long periods of time where women were scarce. The phrase is also used today to describe the habitually single who are unlikely, or unwilling to wed.

"Sorry love, I'm married to the sea."

Married to the sea by The Old Tramp June 30, 2018

married 69 

When a spouse cannot stand any more of their husband (or wife's) snoring and decides to sleep with their head at the foot of the bed.

I woke up looking at my wife's feet and realized we had just had a married 69. That's as close as I'm going to get after ten years of marriage.

married 69 by jrswam October 1, 2013

morrie 

to deliver your project to reliable hands.
when you "morrie" your project, you guarantee that the results will be epic.

A: what about your upcoming book release?
B: no worries, i morried it!

morrie by driedtearscrocodile February 4, 2021