A small town located in south - eastern Idaho. The population is 100% mormon. The only activities allowed are reading the book of Mormon and giving your money to the LDS church. Full of wannabe gangsters that think they are badass but in reality are the biggest faggots ever. BYU-I is located in Rexburg. The towns' official sports are sucking dick and fucking your grandma. If you stop by you'll regret it.
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by Fartalicious September 8, 2010
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One of the worst small towns in America. Home to BYU-Idaho, which co-incidentally is a crappy University. Cold Winters, crappy summers, and not much else to talk about. Aside from a few hot bitty's and sadly a lot of ugly beezy's, not much happens around here.
by simps55 February 28, 2011
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The shittiest town (It's In Idaho) I've ever lived in. The atmosphere is typically childish, like a never ending "youth conference" at the age of 14. Mandated rules are enforced upon all students, who actually happen to be adults typically from 18-30. The culture is beyond dreadful and causes oneself to drivel. On the other hand, there's a 2-1 girl boy ratio and plenty of sluts who came to school because of the price, or their parents holy insistance upon living in "Zion" and finding the right potential "Eternal Companion". If you live there, you'll make do and find right crowd. If you don't, never come to this infested nest of hypocrites and little goody two-shoes.
The shittiest town (It's In Idaho) I've ever lived in. The atmosphere is typically childish, like a never ending "youth conference" at the age of 14. Mandated rules are enforced upon all students, who actually happen to be adults typically from 18-30. The culture is beyond dreadful and causes oneself to drivel. On the other hand, there's a 2-1 girl boy ratio and plenty of sluts who came to school because of the price, or their parents holy insistance upon living in "Zion" and finding the right potential "Eternal Companion". If you live there, you'll make do and find right crowd. If you don't, never come to this infested nest of hypocrites and little goody two-shoes.
Student 1: Man is there any clubs or cool dances in the Burg?
Student 2: Nah, but my parents are paying for my school.
Student 1: Man what a shitty town, wish I knew earlier.
Student 2: I know, but you can always transfer to UVU, USU, or UoU.
Student 1: God...Think I will. Martha keeps asking me to go on a date reading scriptures and then watch "The First Vision".
Student 2: LOL welcome to Rexburg.
Student 2: Nah, but my parents are paying for my school.
Student 1: Man what a shitty town, wish I knew earlier.
Student 2: I know, but you can always transfer to UVU, USU, or UoU.
Student 1: God...Think I will. Martha keeps asking me to go on a date reading scriptures and then watch "The First Vision".
Student 2: LOL welcome to Rexburg.
by WhattaKid October 6, 2012
Get the Rexburg mug.A small very boring town In the official confirmed most boring state in the United States. Rexburg is 100 percent LDS Mormon and is fully controlled by BYU I university which is owned by the LDS church. There is a Mormon church building located every 50 feet in every direction. The population is about 50,000 and 49,999 of them are Mormon. The entire city also goes off of BYUs rules and policy. If you are walking on the city sidewalk after midnight the cops will stop you for braking the university’s Curfew rule even if you aren’t on or even near the campus. They have no good food selection at all just basic fast food and 47 different soda shops. Alcohol and coffee of any kind is strictly prohibited in all locations. It’s also 0 degrees or lower and windy as fuck 6 months a year. People commit suicide here more than any city in Idaho. Non married men and women are not authorized to be anywhere near each other alone at anytime ever. The entire city is literally divided and separated by men’s only and women’s only buildings If you have any skin showing above the knees you can expect to be treated and viewed as a whore or prostitute. If you come to Rexburg for any amount of time your life will be absolutely hell. I was deployed to Iraq living in a combat FOB with the U.S. army and my life was more enjoyable there than being in Rexburg Idaho.
by Cholesterol Carl March 17, 2024
Get the Rexburg mug.A place that convinced me to leave the church after attending BYU-Idaho. Full of stuck up girls and boys flaunting their spouses and “good looks”. They might be pretty on the outside, but they sure ain’t pretty on the inside. Full of bishops pressuring me to go on a mission. Fuck that.
by Jane Davis February 14, 2026
Get the Rexburg mug.Rexburg idaho is a small town near the end of the snake river in south east Idaho. It has a population of about 35,000(roughly). It is also the has 2nd most concentration of Mormons in the us. If you are another religion other than Mormon there you will be look at with a weird"why are you different" look
Guy1: hey wanna go hangout?
Guy2:yeah sure we should invite (Guy3)
Guy1:No its Sunday, and hes from Rexburg, ID,he has to read scriptures..
Guy2:oh dang....
Guy2:yeah sure we should invite (Guy3)
Guy1:No its Sunday, and hes from Rexburg, ID,he has to read scriptures..
Guy2:oh dang....
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