cornification

To make something Incredibly Gay and make fellow readers find themselves wanting to sit on something

I Just Got Cornified

after not playing for a over a week, i decided to raise a little havoc using cornification

by The Fox With A Name April 19, 2008

cornification

-noun

1. Sexual intercourse between two unmarried partners where the male has a minimum unit length of eight inches.

2. A verbal or physical smack-down.

-Related forms
cornified, verb
cornifying, verb
cornifiable, adjective
cornifier, noun
cornifies, verb

Samantha, a trial lawyer, was left reeling from Nick's cornification skill set.

His huge ego was the reason for the cornification process.

by newmexicomtman June 16, 2010

A+ Certification

CompTIA A+ certification validates foundation-level knowledge and skills necessary for a career in PC support. It is the starting point for a career. The international, vendor-neutral certification proves competence in areas such as installation, preventative maintenance, networking, security and troubleshooting.

The A+ Certification was the hardest multiple choice test i have ever taken. I'm surprised I even passed.

by I Passed August 15, 2011

Cockification

Cockification is a social process when a female is completely overtaken and controlled by a Male's cock, to the extent of becoming obsessed and therefore cockified.

Cockification is a social process when a female is completely overtaken and controlled by a Male's cock, to the extent of becoming obsessed and therefore cockified.

Ryan: Baby, will you fight these girls?

Girl: Yeah, but only if you show me your cock.

Ryan: Damn Gurl, since when have you been cockified?

by Fuckeryaround July 29, 2020

Corpification

Coporations taking over America at the expense of all U.S. Citizens. The transformation stemming from the United States Supreme Court Decision in the October 2009 Case "United States v Federal Trade Commission"

Corpification has given Corporations unlimited ability to influence the United States Political Process through Campaign Donations

by Little Hill January 24, 2014

chonga++ certification

A certification given to chongas for their skills as being chongas.

Hey, did you hear that Maria just got her chonga++ certification?

by SiLentThReaD October 6, 2008

Corpsification

A spiffy way to describe the act of ceasing to live. The verb form is "corpsified".

"Corpsification can be either calm or violent."

"That man punched a tiger in the nose. Needless to say, it corpsified him."

by flashadams March 25, 2010