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The delicious beverage also known as “milkshake” that is often drank following a night of heavy drinking.
Alex, Joa and Jackson enjoyed a crisp morky that morning.
Morky by Habnacker10 March 19, 2021
The morky is a sex illness from the 800 AC years, named after the first patient it slowly degrades it's victims private parts.
Have you heard of the new illness? It's called the morky
Morky by dekuistic May 8, 2023

morky filk 

Upon the entry of a plastic fork into your average (open) Darigold chocolate milk carton through the drinking hole, the item becomes a "fork in milk", easily shortened to "fork milk". However, this is not silly enough. So we must combine the words, creating "filk mork". As you may notice, this does not roll off the tongue or the brain. So, switching is required to obtain "mork filk". However, this is lacking as well. So, upon the insert of our always silly "y", we receive "morky filk". So, upon close examination, a "fork in milk" is truly a "morky filk". Best said with the voice used by the taller individual in the "left-handed" portion of Rejected.
"Why did you stick your fork in your milk?"
"MORKY FILK!"
morky filk by Max Nium January 3, 2009

Kennedy Morky discharge parade 

Named after the famous 12th century Arab slaughtered by his family for 'arsing', this is the scene when someone has diarrhoea as they are running, which leads to feacal momentum spray.
In Bangkok I got gastro and ended up giving the hostel guests a free Kennedy Morky discharge parade.

marky-mark 

Verb. The act of taking a drink of some foul-tasting, usually very high-proof liquor without making any facial expressions that would indicate that it does in fact taste horrible. This is a reference to the fact the Mark Wahlberg often says extremely stupid shit with a very serious face.
Me- "Damn did you see that guy just marky-mark that shot of 151?!"

Brent- "That's one stern motherfucker."
marky-mark by ShaneWood January 13, 2012
markymark, you're a fucking fagort for putting on meka's clothes and other assorted homosexual activity
markymark by Chris November 22, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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