Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
A dadaist ejaculation; a defiant, yet meaningless cry against growing despair, heralding a creeping nihilism.
<lethargic_> howard dean may seem like a solid, pro-labor leftist, but his election in vermont is misleading. he supports NAFTA, to the point of voting for fast track, and like clinton, is promising a health care reform he has no intention to deliver.
<clarknova> FAGORTLOOLZ!
fagort by clarknova November 26, 2003
Related Words
fagort • fagorter • fagot • fagotry • Faggort • Fagoot • fagotron • fagotto • fagote • fagurt
A word used by complete morons.
wtf y cnt I go thru tish tree wtf this map si for FAGORTS
fagort by Cheshire July 29, 2003
NATO reporting name for a MIG-15 jet fighter aircraft developed by Mikoyan-Gurevich for the Soviet Union.
Alpha Bravo this is Whiskey 6-Beta Nine. Got a fagot in my sights. Permission to engage.
Fagot by kam75xx January 31, 2019
a very specific type of humor or lifestyle mostly associated with gay people and old, trashy and iconic ladies like Luisa Garrido, María Nieves Rives Candel, lovely peaches or dorleta.

Fagota is also used to talk about everyday old ladies things from places like Linea De La Concepción, Punta Umbría, Benidorm or Cabo De Gata, like, the typical ladies who go to the beach wearing a "Pamela" hat

another use for "fagota" is for things that are out of context by iconic, like every single Stan Twitter video, cupcakke remixes and things like that
Luisa Garrido es un icono fagota

los remixes de cupcakke son muy fagotas

mi tía la fagota va a la playa con un pareo de leopardo super fagota
Fagota by thisisnacs November 7, 2021
german for "bassoon". NOT to be confused with the word faggot
oh so your in an orchestra, eh?
yea, i blow the fagott.
fagott by anonymous December 13, 2006
The Annoying little nubbin of shit located in the dick hole after anal sex with a DUDE!
That joke was so funny i would be pissing myself if it wasnt for this Fagork!!!
Fagork by Rooster Starpounder May 11, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
Load more