by stevebezzer December 31, 2016
Origin: a combination of the words monotone and dorky; someone who talks in a monotone and has the characteristics of a dork
"Hey," Morkie said in a monotonous voice. "Give me back my thick glasses and my math book, guys, or I'll tell Mr. Lumpus!"
by Tasha Matsumoto December 30, 2004
Upon the entry of a plastic fork into your average (open) Darigold chocolate milk carton through the drinking hole, the item becomes a "fork in milk", easily shortened to "fork milk". However, this is not silly enough. So we must combine the words, creating "filk mork". As you may notice, this does not roll off the tongue or the brain. So, switching is required to obtain "mork filk". However, this is lacking as well. So, upon the insert of our always silly "y", we receive "morky filk". So, upon close examination, a "fork in milk" is truly a "morky filk". Best said with the voice used by the taller individual in the "left-handed" portion of Rejected.
by Max Nium September 20, 2007
Named after the famous 12th century Arab slaughtered by his family for 'arsing', this is the scene when someone has diarrhoea as they are running, which leads to feacal momentum spray.
In Bangkok I got gastro and ended up giving the hostel guests a free Kennedy Morky discharge parade.
by Zonal K August 21, 2019
The morky is a sex illness from the 800 AC years, named after the first patient it slowly degrades it's victims private parts.
by dekuistic May 8, 2023
The delicious beverage also known as “milkshake” that is often drank following a night of heavy drinking.
by Habnacker10 March 20, 2021