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marky-mark 

Verb. The act of taking a drink of some foul-tasting, usually very high-proof liquor without making any facial expressions that would indicate that it does in fact taste horrible. This is a reference to the fact the Mark Wahlberg often says extremely stupid shit with a very serious face.
Me- "Damn did you see that guy just marky-mark that shot of 151?!"

Brent- "That's one stern motherfucker."
marky-mark by ShaneWood January 13, 2012
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marky mark

To place ones finger up ones own arse for pleasureable reasons!
"Hey guys i just couldn't get off properly today so i did a Marky Mark...sorted me right out!"
marky mark by Eddyg November 8, 2007

marky mark

A half-bald headed trying-to-act-black wigger from the suburbs who tries to act ghetto.
Brother of New Kids On The Block member Donnie Wahlberg
marky mark by Rocker June 11, 2006

marky mark

A phrase used to describe Someone of little or no muscle mass (a whimp). Many African American (dark skinned Americans) used the term mark until mark wahlberg became a music icon and called himself "marky mark"

Even though the term is a oxy moran because it is the name of a white male with muscle mass. However blacks started using the term because its "cool".. nigga.
Jamal: Ey yo nigga look at this mark ass marky mark mo fucka over Der.

Rasheed: Yah nigga I see him. That's yo reflection in the mirror you skinny, slanky ass lookin nigga. You fuckin marky mark.
marky mark by darkmark December 8, 2013

Marky Mark

A badass singer/underwear model turned actor. He has three nipples and has those good vibrations.

Brother of Donnie Wahlberg.

Recently seen in the movie Four Brothers where he was displaying his badass acting skills.
I'll never compare to Marky Mark and his good vibrations.
Marky Mark by Kiekee September 13, 2005

marky mark

Hunky, studly; like a high school football player. Looking like Mark Wahlberg in the era of his Calvin Klein ads. Sometimes it also implies someone that is not too bright (as in the case of most jocks). Usually used to describe someone younger, really fit older guys are, well, just really fit older guys.
Shelly, did you see that guy at the other end of the dance floor? Ohmygod, he is so totally marky mark. I’d like to feel HIS vibration.”
marky mark by Martin June 11, 2006

Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch 

A group of epic gym class heroes, comprised of Marky mark, hector the booty inspector, dj T, ashey ace, and scotty gee. They save the class from loss and despair.
We were winning in handball, but then Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch came along, and before we knew it we were down 30 points.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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