Someone superior than an
Alpha or a Sigma, Morbius Males are enjoyers of the hit movie "Morbius" and have watched it octillions of times. Morbius Males replace the first syllable of an existing word with "
Morb", and this is known as Morbiusese and Morbius Males are fluent at it.
Example of Morbiusese: You get no Morbitches.
You also need to purchase every form of Morbius merchandise, existing and
non-existing. Dedicate your entire life purpose to the movie Morbius, and you might as well be a Morbin'
Time Morbius Male.