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morgirion 

Belphegor, Naglfar,morgirion
morgirion by toad-smeller January 20, 2010
Words you can keep
Shipping name for the actresses Heather Morris and Dianna Agron from the TV series Glee.

As stated by Dianna in an AfterEllen interview: "The two blondes? I wouldn’t be opposed! I’d like to kiss Heather!"
That scene where Heather slapped Dianna's butt at the Glee Live Concert definitely gave me Morgron feelings.
Morgron by CheerioGirly August 28, 2011
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Mortarion 

From the Universe of Warhammer 40.000

Mortarion, also known as the "Death Lord" or the "Prince of Decay" after he turned to Chaos, was one of the original twenty Imperial Primarchs created by the Emperor of Mankind. He was given command of the Death Guard Space Marine Legion on the arrival of the Emperor to his homeworld of Barbarus, but he turned to the service of Chaos during the Horus Heresy. At present, Mortarion is the greatest Daemon Prince of Nurgle and the Daemon Primarch of the Death Guard Chaos Space Marines.

Famous Quote: "Forget no insult, my sons, as I have never forgotten those of my father, of the Emperor, nor those of Horus. Forgive no slight or grievance. Hold your bitterness deep within, and there let it fester. Let it roil and squirm and churn, until you are filled with bile so poisonous that all you touch falls to ruin. Thus shall you serve Nurgle best. Thus shall you spread his virulent gifts across the false Imperium, and watch its final rotting…"
Mortarion is the Primarch of the Deathguard Legion, and the Champion of Nurgle.

"You're almost as filthy as Mortarion."
Mortarion by NotLoken March 30, 2018
An idiot; a useless person.

(Similar to thweppo, definition 1)
"He fell right onto it and hasn't been able to dislodge it since, the bloody mogrion."

"He told me he only ever tried wanking once, but he quit because he didn't know how. Fuckin' mogrion..."
mogrion by monk generator September 2, 2004

morrionna 

She is the funniest girl around. A little bit crazy but you will get use to her. This girl is beautiful. Once you look at her you can never forget her face.

Guys She's A Keeper!
Morrionna will make a great wife.
morrionna by melecka June 6, 2014

Mortition 

This is when you get a friend that you need revenge on really drunk and take them to the morg. You get a girl out of one of the storage compartments and put her on a bed or table. Tell your friend she wants him to eat her out. After he starts punch the dead person in the stomach to allow the gases to release. This will cause your friend to pass out until the morning in which he will find himself waking up to an extremely awkward moment.
I swear to God. One day I am going to give that kid a mortition.
Mortition by Bob Pruett December 28, 2007

morgition 

a moron who makes up definitions
Derek is such a morgition, sitting on urbandictionary all night.
morgition by James November 6, 2004
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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