Mortition 

This is when you get a friend that you need revenge on really drunk and take them to the morg. You get a girl out of one of the storage compartments and put her on a bed or table. Tell your friend she wants him to eat her out. After he starts punch the dead person in the stomach to allow the gases to release. This will cause your friend to pass out until the morning in which he will find himself waking up to an extremely awkward moment.

I swear to God. One day I am going to give that kid a mortition.

Mortition by Bob Pruett December 28, 2007

sortition 

The feeling of being prevented for doing what one is fated, or intended, to do.

As the real estate agent planted a "SOLD" sign in the yard, Miguel felt himself overcome by a wave of sortition.

sortition by prevailingwest July 26, 2021

Mortation 

Mortation (noun):

Franglais noun originating from the verb mourir.

Used to mean "having died" or "being in a state of death." Alternatively, it could be used more figuratively to mean "extremely tired" or "completely exhausted."

Bro. It's four A.M. and we're still doing Calc 2 ... seems like we're in mortation.

DAMN! I'm gonna rip asbestos out of the wall and eat it

Mortation by Stimpy42 March 7, 2023

prostitute mortician 

A person who is hired to have sex with a corpse who has wished not to die a virgin.

“The dead man needs a prostitute mortician to come in and de-flower him.”

prostitute mortician by Hughmungus309 August 30, 2020

mortician 

A band that commits sonic mayhem... a brutal death metal band that is known for its drum machine, downtuned guitars and gutteral vocals, also known for using soundclips from horror movies.

The songs Zombie Apocalypse and Slaughterhouse are my favorite from the album: "Zombie Apocalypse"

mortician by Jamie June 23, 2004

moditional

Something traditional done in a modern way.

Formed from the words "modern" and "traditional".
Not to be confused with tradodern, which is also formed from those two words.

A rose made of glass could be considered moditional

moditional by KoH February 6, 2007

morgirion 

Great Black/Death metal band.

Belphegor, Naglfar,morgirion

morgirion by toad-smeller January 20, 2010