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Moon Gooning
Moon gooning is the act of chopping off a buffalo's head and gooning at night time. it is a sacred gooning ritual
Hey man, do you wanna go Moon Goonging tonight?
Officer to me with an unregistered buffalo head in the back of my car: "have you been moon gooning tonight sir?"
Officer to me with an unregistered buffalo head in the back of my car: "have you been moon gooning tonight sir?"
Moon Gooning by anonymous November 12, 2023
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Moon Gooning
When you and the goon squad go out into the woods, sacrifice the head of a buffalo, skin an elk, and start gooning under the moon light. May contain jelquing.
Moon Gooning by BiggestPoppa November 12, 2023
Moon gooning
A native American ritual including beheading bison or skinning elk and hanging them in a tree under a full moon at night
Person 1: Hey guys you wanna go moon gooning tonight?
Person 2 & 3: sure, where is a bison herd?
Person 1: I know a native American that knows everything about moon gooning that will show us.
Person 2 & 3: sure, where is a bison herd?
Person 1: I know a native American that knows everything about moon gooning that will show us.
Moon gooning by Guccibruh305 November 12, 2023
Moon Gooning
The intense emotional practice of shiting cannon ball style ass up to the full moon with a native american present to bless the ritual
Moon Gooning by Goonieloony November 13, 2023
Moon Gooning
When you Obtain a Buffalo's skull and wear it, and cover Yourself in the blood of the Buffalo, and you goon in the moonlight, and you convene with the spirits with the boys.
Moon Gooning by Theeinfoprovider November 13, 2023
Moon Gooning
Moon Gooning by Moon-gooner November 14, 2023
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