when a high school student puts a paper bag over their head in order to remain anonymous and then proceeds to run into a random classroom, pull their pants off, and point their ass at the whole class and subsequently the teacher, shortly before making their escape.
Did you hear? Mr Ahl's 6th period got moon gooned, no one has claimed responsibility but multiple witnesses say the culprit had a smokin jo's bbq tshirt on. (moongooned being the past tense of moongooning)
by Samir's Shotgun May 17, 2023
by Smeg January 13, 2004
A form of masturbation done late at night, seemingly more of a ritual. involving wearing a skirt and gooning until you see a deity known as The Mighty Buffalo, which moongooning requires you to decapitate. Then you need to drink the blood of an elk directly from its skull. You must moongoon at least once a week after your first moongoon or else an eight legged Chinese man will brutally murder you
by The Beneficial Tailor January 28, 2024
When you goon under the moonlight with the natives while taking peyote and blowing the head off a buffalo. You must also goon into an elks entrails while wearing a skirt (also under the moonlight) and get a licensed priest to overlook the ritual so the moongoon gods will let you into heaven. If you do all of this correctly, you will be able to resurrect the phoenix from the ashes and obtain all knowledge about the universe.
Dave: I’m gonna go moongoon later with Isaac Bridgewater later if you want to come.
Officer Bubba: Sir, where is your moongoon liscense?
Officer Bubba: Sir, where is your moongoon liscense?
by ThePandoBear April 24, 2024
by Champ gooner April 16, 2024
The act in which one contacts a Navajo Indian tribe member, specifically one that is named "Eagle Eye", for he is the ring leader of the moongooning squad. For one to undergo the moongooning ritual a bison should be killed and beheaded. The bison's blood must be painted on one's neck in order to summon the great Navajo Thunderbird. The Thunderbird then picks up the one who summons, then takes them the moon and then one goons upon the moon. One takes peyote with the sun during the process.
One who moongoons becomes so euphoric that one is addicted to moongooning. Once the knowledge of moongooning enters the brain one must moongoon for life. Once you are initiated in moongooning, you will be given a headdress and a big stick and will dance around a fire, leading others to the way of moongooning.
Moongooning may include, but are not limited to: Putting on the buffalo skull and moongooning with Pete Davidsons or Jordan Peterson. Side effects will include severe drunkenness, as well as effects relative to every known drug ( Breathalyzers and Drug tests will read extreme positives while under the influence of moongooning). One will also not last more than 5 seconds while in a teepee (You know what we mean).
There should be no negativity at the moongooning session if one brings negative energy to the moongooning ritual one is smote by the great Navajo Thunderbird, there should be positive vibes only. If you are stressed out you should moongoon.
One who moongoons becomes so euphoric that one is addicted to moongooning. Once the knowledge of moongooning enters the brain one must moongoon for life. Once you are initiated in moongooning, you will be given a headdress and a big stick and will dance around a fire, leading others to the way of moongooning.
Moongooning may include, but are not limited to: Putting on the buffalo skull and moongooning with Pete Davidsons or Jordan Peterson. Side effects will include severe drunkenness, as well as effects relative to every known drug ( Breathalyzers and Drug tests will read extreme positives while under the influence of moongooning). One will also not last more than 5 seconds while in a teepee (You know what we mean).
There should be no negativity at the moongooning session if one brings negative energy to the moongooning ritual one is smote by the great Navajo Thunderbird, there should be positive vibes only. If you are stressed out you should moongoon.
*I moongoon with the Navajos to summon the great Navajo Thunderbird*
*Sir, have you been moongooning recently? *
*Sir, have you been moongooning recently? *
by Moongooner November 20, 2023
A person who follows the art of moongooning, i.e. a spiritual Native American ritual that involves gooning into an elk’s entrails after blowing the head off a buffalo in an effort to summon the phoenix. It is important to have a moongooner’s license and a registered priest to oversee the session to ensure that the moongooner squad follows the correct path
by EagleEyeMoonGoon February 08, 2024