moof, moof! 

1) an expression of self-disgust in one's actions.

Circa 1984. "Moof, Moof!" was exclaimed by a friend after exhausting all efforts to find a word to discribe his embarassment after his inability to complete a rather simple task.

The waiter exclaimed, "Moof, moof!" as the tray of glasses he was carrying fell to the ground.

moof, moof! by YTBOY April 16, 2004

Moof 

Moof; _moo-f_ - verb. To not deploy one's parachute in warzone

Fuck sake Ian, did you Moof again?

Moof by Reggiestair September 23, 2020

Moof-Milker 

Any person who tries to fix that which is not broken. Usually, they will add unnecessary parts to the thing they are trying to fix, thus overly complicating and then breaking said thing.

Han Solo (in response to the hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon not working): Hey! Some moof-milker put a compressor on the ignition line.

Moof-Milker by SkubalaHead June 7, 2016

Boof Moof 

An imaginary dog with a dick bigger than Hulks

Dude, what the hell, is that a Boof Moof

Boof Moof by Boof Moof April 16, 2019

moof 

Master Of Organised Fun

"This night out has Moof written all over it."
"Yer it is really well organised."

moof by number16 April 10, 2013

moof-diving

Masculin form of Muff-Diving.

Josh likes to go moof-diving on Duncan.

moof-diving by shakdiesel December 26, 2005

moof 

The bark of a dogcow.

Clarus says "moof"

moof by finder_error September 17, 2002